26 definitions by Moby Doug

cuffs 'n collar

Wearing handcuffs and getting strangled/choked during sex.

Gary couldn't get off without going cuffs 'n collar.

by Moby Doug July 20, 2009

wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

rootie kazootie

A shaved or waxed muff, a bare mons, a muffless muff or baldy.

She went commando to the wedding and her rootie kazootie was a sensation.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

super-sin

Wrongdoing on an epic scale

If Bernie Madoff's 65 billion dollar heist is a super-sin, then Henry Paulson's 700 billion dollar giveaway to his banker buddies is a superduper-sin.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

knob gnawer

One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.

Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.

by Moby Doug July 20, 2009

trick rags

A ho's wardrobe. Any clothes a hooker uses to advertise her wares.

Candy's tawdry trick rags....and body... look so '70's. She needs a complete update, but she ain't gonna get it.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010

megapornucopiatopia

A place and producer of boundless porn.

The San Fernando Valley is the heartland of filth, a true megapornucopiatopia.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010