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Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.
Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"
Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011
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Get the Cunt mug.The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also- dysphemism.
Ever notice how Clark is prone to disphemism? He calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how Clark calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.
by Mo Dixley October 8, 2005
Get the Disphemism mug.Bidenomics are voodoo woke, anti-American policies that create high domestic unemployment, scarcity, and hardship. The catchphrase of Bidenomics is, "when Biden goes high, America goes skid row." An example of Bidenomics would be when Biden cripples domestic oil production to "Go Green" and America suffers fuel shortages and skyrocketing fuel costs.
"Thanks to Bidenomics, I'm spending hours in Bataan death march-like gas lines behind Joe Six-Packs in F-150s with 50-gallon tanks and wizards in beat-up cargo vans with a dozen 5-gallon cans."
by Mo Dixley May 13, 2021
Get the Bidenomics mug.Dude, my brother's in a band. Backstage after every gig they're hit by like a total psunami of delectable young snatch.
by Mo Dixley November 22, 2010
Get the psunami mug.Ges Misérables or ges misérables (pronounced ‘Gay Miz-eh-rahb’) is the ‘Gay Misery’ or mournful depression occasionally experienced with gays faced by overwhelming complexity and societal opposition to their lifestyle ‘choice’. Unbeknownst to most heterosexuals, it requires tremendous psychic energy to even roll out of bed and face a world that is often violently hostile to the way a person thinks, speaks, dresses, walks, votes, emotes and makes love.
Julian was reconciled to his lifestyle choice and seldom experienced ges misérables. Julian’s lover James was no so fortunate however, and often knew despondent freefall into the vast royal blue abyss of the Ges Misérables.
by Mo Dixley April 15, 2009
Get the Ges Misérables mug.The sordid underbelly of an Open Border is the occasional killegal waltzing in among the undocumented.
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