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"Fellategate" is the scandal and media circus surrounding New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's alleged solicitation of prostitution. "Fellategate" spins wonderfully off those other notorious Patriots chestnuts "deflategate" and "spygate."
"The DA's office claims to have video tape of Kraft paying for and receiving the sex acts. Attorneys for Kraft claim, "The video does not show the mogul receiving fellatio but rather a kindly septuagenarian allowing a young woman to vigorously rest her head in his lap."
"The DA's office claims to have video tape of Kraft paying for and receiving the sex acts. Attorneys for Kraft claim, "The video does not show the mogul receiving fellatio but rather a kindly septuagenarian allowing a young woman to vigorously rest her head in his lap."
"As if spygate and deflategate weren't enough controversy for New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, we now have the scandal "fellategate," in which Kraft allegedly solicited one or more instances of fellatio at a Florida massage parlor.
by Mo Dixley February 25, 2019
Get the fellategate mug.I saw this word in a chat room in 2003. There it meant a stealthing chatter secretly carrying out the agenda of another- and generally easily recognized- chatter. I believe in the larger sense it has come to mean a person or figurehead who speaks under the direction of another...as though a child's sock toy with someone's armed jammed up their ass.
by Mo Dixley December 28, 2004
Get the butt-puppet mug.Used contemptuously. Discredited and/or disgruntled eBay sellers generating artificial traffic spikes for Overstock.com as they return to the site again and again in vain hope of a sold listing.
"Hey John, we haven't seen you posting much in the PowerSeller forums since you became an OverLord."
by Mo Dixley May 13, 2005
Get the OverLord mug.The style and/or trappings of the über-metrosexual or modern fop. 'Fopulence' includes designer clothing, skin and hair care products, 20+ pair of shoes (preferably Gucci or Prada), a gourmet kitchen, and the generally refined taste that vastly prefers Kristen Bell's fine High Caucasian ass to Kim Kardashian's ghastly ghetto monstrosity.
Bradley appeared fashionably late for the wine-tasting, as always perfectly groomed and exuding elegant fopulence
by Mo Dixley September 18, 2011
Get the fopulence mug.hippocampus: Virtually any college or university campus in Mississippi, Alabama or Tennessee, where over 30% of the student body is significantly obese.
"Dude, it was like an entire university campus of sumo wrestlers! I couldn't believe the amount of morbidly obese 20-year olds cruising the hippocampus on mobility scooters."
by Mo Dixley November 15, 2009
Get the hippocampus mug.Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.
by Mo Dixley October 20, 2008
Get the GILF mug.A White American who seems intent upon single-handedly making reparations for every wrong Black Americans have suffered at the hands of the White Man. The keynote characteristic of the mudscuttle is that he will reflexively ascribe nobility of character to Black folk. The mudscuttle imagines his behavior indicative of enlightened sophistication, when the behavior is instead a sinister form of prejudice in which bigotry has been replaced with intransigent advocacy. A mudscuttle boss will brazenly assign choice assignments to Blacks and turn a deaf ear to the most rational requests from Whites for parity in the workplace. It is typical of the mudscuttle to express nauseating levels of adoration for famous Black people, wildly disproportionate to actual accomplishment.
I'll never get promoted! My mudscuttle boss gave the last three promotions to Shaniqua, DeMontross and M'Kell!
by Mo Dixley July 21, 2011
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