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The Barbie Belt is the geographic area that encompasses from coastal Southern California all the way east to Phoenix, Arizona. Famed for the world's highest concentration of gorgeous, suntanned babes with delectable round asses and monster sweatermeat, the Barbie Belt is the universally recognized paradise on earth of upmarket gash.
"This is going to be the best roadtrip ever, Dude! Look! I-5 South, gateway to paradise and the Holy Land of the Barbie Belt!"
by Mo Dixley April 27, 2009
Get the Barbie Belt mug.hippocampus: Virtually any college or university campus in Mississippi, Alabama or Tennessee, where over 30% of the student body is significantly obese.
"Dude, it was like an entire university campus of sumo wrestlers! I couldn't believe the amount of morbidly obese 20-year olds cruising the hippocampus on mobility scooters."
by Mo Dixley November 15, 2009
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by Mo Dixley October 20, 2008
Get the GILF mug.Ratjacket is a reputation or 'jacket' for snitching. Once acquired, a ratjacket is typically permanent. In the office and other environments where people become well-known to each other, the ratjacket is a form of social leprosy and can lead to ostracization and worse.
Emma noticed a chilly social thermostat at the office. To her horror, Emma realized she had a ratjacket after singing to management about Jenny and Heather's time-card collusion.
by Mo Dixley September 18, 2011
Get the ratjacket mug.1. The behavior of arch-bitches.
2. Blanket term to describe the behavior of women who assume the societal prerogatives traditionally reserved for men.
2. Blanket term to describe the behavior of women who assume the societal prerogatives traditionally reserved for men.
'Hark! Methinks the most fell cuntery was afoot this eve.'--- Attributed to John Wayne Bobbit's ambulance driver c. 1993
by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005
Get the Cuntery mug.Dude, my brother's in a band. Backstage after every gig they're hit by like a total psunami of delectable young snatch.
by Mo Dixley November 22, 2010
Get the psunami mug.In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.
It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.
by Mo Dixley September 16, 2005
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