Definitions by Mo Dixley

mic hog 

In voice-enabled chat rooms, a mic hog is a typically annoying and boring chatter who holds the mic without sharing.

I hate it when the mic hogs get on and drone on and on about their shopping or dogs or pick'em-up trucks.

mic hog by Mo Dixley September 12, 2005

melanphiliac 

A person- especially caucasian- who loves blacks and black culture.

"Kirsten was a notorious melanphiliac with a string of inexpicable gangstas to her discredit."

melanphiliac by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

geek chic 

An obvious oxymoron, 'geek chic' emerges from oxygen deprived hallucination in which geeks evolve into actual existence as a sort of technocracy radiating the holy aura of cool. You will find no more crushing an argument against geek chic than Bill Gates, who despite being the richest man in the world sports an apparent $5 coiffure and birth control glasses.

"You speak of geek chic, let let he who amongst you has an actual example of it speak now."---- Jesus Christ c 23 A.D.

geek chic by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

unrequited narcissism 

The deeply sardonic concept in which we find a fatuous, ineffectual and unattractive narcissist.

For obvious reasons, there are few well-known examples of unrequited narcissism.

unrequited narcissism by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

Bed & BJ 

Bed & Blowjob. A seedy hotel. The kind of place that may even rent rooms by the hour. A place you take a chick to solely for sex.

She's totally hot! I took her to that B & BJ over on 42nd and MAN in about two minutes her nostrils were flaring spasmodically in my pubic hair!

Bed & BJ by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

Cuntery 

1. The behavior of arch-bitches.
2. Blanket term to describe the behavior of women who assume the societal prerogatives traditionally reserved for men.

'Hark! Methinks the most fell cuntery was afoot this eve.'--- Attributed to John Wayne Bobbit's ambulance driver c. 1993

Cuntery by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

BONAR 

The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).

She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.

BONAR by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005