puta

female hooker

prostiute

by Mitch October 23, 2003

orection

the opposite of an erection.

That girl was so nasty, I got an orection.

by Mitch March 09, 2005

dirte

More extreme than dirty....absolutely filthy. So dirty that there are just no words to describe how grimy someone, something, anything is.

Don't trust that hooker, she is staright dirte.

by mitch May 13, 2005

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

hey whats your cup size?

what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.

steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'

by mitch November 17, 2004

Sky High

A drug that causes illusions and The craveing for fast food.

Wow.I tried some of that sky high and i found myself passed out in the womans bathroom.

by Mitch October 05, 2002

wankermafone

One who is considered a dickhead and practices bizarre behaviours

you god damn wankermafone

by mitch May 13, 2005