Mitch 's definitions

dip nuts

to run like hell, usually from the gay ass cops

i had to dip nuts from some cops last night

by mitch May 19, 2005

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

Assgrabber

One who grabbed my ass because he is gay and pounds ass hard and now everyone calls him Assgrabber.

-Have You Heard of Josh?
-Who's Josh?
-What About Assgrabber?
-Oh I know THAT kid!

by MITCH October 10, 2004

DK

Big Fro, pimp, wicked wicked dk

your massive dk is pimp

by Mitch October 24, 2003

JTHM

J-T-H-M
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Johnny - a man who kills people for his own reason.
Homicidal - murderous. Pretty much wanting to kill people.
Maniac - ...Johnny. Yep.

JTHM
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

by Mitch November 23, 2003

snafoo

SNAFU: Situation Normal All Fouled Up
military mnemonic from WW11

Query: What is your situation?
Answer: SNAFU

by mitch December 17, 2004

moorefish

A real dink from Canada

Wow, have you heard that guy complain and whine about Sean? He can be a real Moorefish.

by Mitch February 21, 2004