29 definitions by Misty Partly Cloudy

Missheard

When someone is blatantly lying to your face, denying the evidence put in front of them and you're so appalled by the obvious gaslighting you think you heard (missheard) wrong.

Normal person 1: Did she really just get up there and tell everyone her dog stepped on a bee?

Normal person 2 : yeah, but all the evidence says otherwise. She's such a pathological liar.

Normal person 1: ugh, I was worried I might have Missheard.

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Missheard

When you straight up lie to the whole world, then gaslight them by telling them they Missheard you.

Everyone : you liar! We all heard what you said to the whole world you can't tell us we didn't hear what you said! Besides it's recorded.

Lying trash : I did not say anything like that! You all must have Missheard me!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 8, 2022

Alcoholiday

When you need to go on a little vacation with friends and get fall down loser drunk to escape life and reality.

You - ugh, I've had enough of life! I think we need to get fall down drunk and act like we're the baddest bitches around asap.
Me - Alcoholiday... let's giv'r!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 15, 2022

Polyosis

A condition that your chihuahua named Napoleon (poly for short) gives you cause he so freaking cute.

I got a case of polyosis from my chihuahua cause he's so freaking cute, and I cant stop polyosissing out about him.

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

Bizarrier

When someone is more bizarre than anyone else.

Me- That dude is so bizarre , there is literally no one bizarrier than him.

You-what a bizarro!

by Misty Partly Cloudy January 10, 2021

Insanetizer

Hand Sanitizer thats insanely awesome, because its insanely nourishing, smells insanely wonderful and its insanely effective at killing viruses without killing your skin.

Everyone- Oh.my.god. This Hand Sanitizer is insane! It smells, feels and works insanely good.
Me - Thats why its called Insanetizer!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 15, 2020

Bizarresty

When you're talking about how someone is really bizarre and does the most bizarrest of things.

- Dude, there goes that bizarro with all that bizarresty he does.
- yeah, like he's so bizarre. He's the bizarriest.

*** Also see bizarriest and bizarrier.

by Misty Partly Cloudy January 10, 2021