shit cunt

Needless conjunction of the mild profanity Shit and what is considered to be the worst, Cunt into an single phrase.

Oi, Shit Cunt! Why don't you fuck off!

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

cheema

Convenient concatenation and curtailment of ‘Cheers’ and ‘Mate’ to form a single phrase when being delivered something whist sat in a comfy chair.

Extra bonus points are available on the rebound for anything that rhymes such as Lemur, Femur or Heemer.

Dave: Here's your cup of tea!
Andrew: Oh, Cheema!

by Mister_Douve May 06, 2003

reet

Northern English for 'right' when used as a adverb to positively pre-qualify a verb.

That pie was reet grand = That pastry based snack was highly delicious.

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

bobbins

Rubbish.

That's a load of old bobbins.

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

heemer

A Homosexual; Defived from the cod-Geordie phrase 'Heemer-sexual'

That Dave was looking at my arse all night, Man , I think he's a heemer, like

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

tintin

A Very Small Penis that is incapable or entering a young lady. Derived from the English slang 'It Ain't In' and then shortened in the Northen dialect to 'T'aint in'. See also justin

Sharon was dissapointed that Dave had a Tintin.

by Mister_Douve July 09, 2003

sawamah

Optional resoponse to cheema when no further rhymes can be made.

Formed from the phonetics of 'It's all right mate' and about 10 pints of Stella.

Dave: Here's your tea.
Andrew: Cheema!
Dave: Sawamah.

by Mister_Douve May 06, 2003