tintin

A Very Small Penis that is incapable or entering a young lady. Derived from the English slang 'It Ain't In' and then shortened in the Northen dialect to 'T'aint in'. See also justin

Sharon was dissapointed that Dave had a Tintin.

by Mister_Douve July 09, 2003

shit cunt

Needless conjunction of the mild profanity Shit and what is considered to be the worst, Cunt into an single phrase.

Oi, Shit Cunt! Why don't you fuck off!

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

sawamah

Optional resoponse to cheema when no further rhymes can be made.

Formed from the phonetics of 'It's all right mate' and about 10 pints of Stella.

Dave: Here's your tea.
Andrew: Cheema!
Dave: Sawamah.

by Mister_Douve May 06, 2003

slappers

Plural of slapper, often used in description of a collection of females from the same region or location.

Have you been down Big Lil's in town - it was heaving full of slappers.

by Mister_Douve July 09, 2003

reet

Northern English for 'right' when used as a adverb to positively pre-qualify a verb.

That pie was reet grand = That pastry based snack was highly delicious.

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

Bingo Armour

The cheap, low grade jewelry/bling worn in excess by council-estate slappers so as to look like Mr T has been shopping in Blackbushe Market.

You could see that Sandra was going up town by the state of her bingo armour.

by Mister_Douve July 01, 2003

bobbins

Rubbish.

That's a load of old bobbins.

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003