heemer

A Homosexual; Defived from the cod-Geordie phrase 'Heemer-sexual'

That Dave was looking at my arse all night, Man , I think he's a heemer, like

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

arse candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

by Mister_Douve May 02, 2003

scuffer

Derogatory term: One who shares similarities to vagrants such as mannerisms, smell, meths/White Lightning consumption or behaviour.

That Dave is a right scuffer.

by Mister_Douve May 06, 2003

skuffer

Alternative spelling of Scuffer

by Mister_Douve May 16, 2003

cheema

Convenient concatenation and curtailment of ‘Cheers’ and ‘Mate’ to form a single phrase when being delivered something whist sat in a comfy chair.

Extra bonus points are available on the rebound for anything that rhymes such as Lemur, Femur or Heemer.

Dave: Here's your cup of tea!
Andrew: Oh, Cheema!

by Mister_Douve May 06, 2003

Radiohead

Named after the Talking Heads song of the same name. Have evolved from angst-fuelled noise/driblings into a kind of a post Floyd sideshow.

OK Computer was good though.

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

is it the shoes

Expression of disbelief in a persons skills.

Quote from possiblely NBA video game or Nike commercial where uncanny displays of prowess can only be explained by the individuals choice of footware.

Andrew: I can't believe we got this working!
Dave: Is it the shoes!

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003