Mister_Douve's definitions

scuffer

Derogatory term: One who shares similarities to vagrants such as mannerisms, smell, meths/White Lightning consumption or behaviour.

That Dave is a right scuffer.

by Mister_Douve May 6, 2003

is it the shoes

Expression of disbelief in a persons skills.

Quote from possiblely NBA video game or Nike commercial where uncanny displays of prowess can only be explained by the individuals choice of footware.

Andrew: I can't believe we got this working!
Dave: Is it the shoes!

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

skuffer

Alternative spelling of Scuffer

by Mister_Douve May 16, 2003

Radiohead

Named after the Talking Heads song of the same name. Have evolved from angst-fuelled noise/driblings into a kind of a post Floyd sideshow.

OK Computer was good though.

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

arse candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003

shit cunt

Needless conjunction of the mild profanity Shit and what is considered to be the worst, Cunt into an single phrase.

Oi, Shit Cunt! Why don't you fuck off!

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

cheema

Convenient concatenation and curtailment of ‘Cheers’ and ‘Mate’ to form a single phrase when being delivered something whist sat in a comfy chair.

Extra bonus points are available on the rebound for anything that rhymes such as Lemur, Femur or Heemer.

Dave: Here's your cup of tea!
Andrew: Oh, Cheema!

by Mister_Douve May 6, 2003