Mister Ignorant's definitions

weird al

True awesomeness.

Listen to Albuquerque by Weird Al, that's a 10 minute classic.

by Mister Ignorant June 30, 2004

Picard Song

The best song ever on ytmnd. Although some idiots think it should be off the number one spot even though it deserves it all the way.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

by Mister Ignorant June 21, 2004

jbl john bradshaw layfield

The reason why Smackdown sucks at the moment. The fact that the writers lets this guy hold the WWE title a couple of weeks before he struts around Germany saluting the Nazi is just stupid.

Also see Nazi.

All heil the nazi as he becomes the worst ever WWE Champion since Kevin Nash!

by Mister Ignorant July 14, 2004

Loo

007 upside down.

Rumour has it that the replacement of Pierce Brosnan in the next Bond film will be a toilet seat.

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

the cattle are out

When the contestants of Celebrity Fit Club 2 come out.

Argh! Vannessa Feltz!

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

non-smokers

See Ireland

Their new anti-smoking laws start today.

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

come here ow

Starts with "Come here" and ends with "Ow"

"What starts with come here and ends with ow?"
"What?"
"Come here"
*punch*
"Owww!"

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004