shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

that fucking guy

A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy

Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.

by MistahTom June 13, 2006

rry

Azn parody of rly but it gets messed up when Engrish speaking people try to say it.

Hay Kim, are you ronery?
Yah I rry am.

by MistahTom November 02, 2005

mester

Short for semester. Like semester but its actually 'mester.

I freakin' failed o. chem last mester

by Mistahtom March 04, 2006

Coke and Pepsi event

And event that is so popular/large that both Coke and Pepsi sponsor it.

Tim's party was so kick ass that it was a Coke and Pepsi Event

by MistahTom June 23, 2006

FOB

*Expanded Definition*

1) "Fresh Off the Boat" usually pertains to Asians, Arabs, Russians or Indians (not Native American)

2) "Fresh Over the Border" Include people from south of the American/Mexican border. Mainly illegal Mexican immigrants.

"I went to Wal-Mart and there were FOBs as far as the eye can see."

Look at the FOBs in-front of the Home Depot

by MistahTom November 02, 2005

cuntstomer

Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.

I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.

by mistahtom November 29, 2005