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iFraud

Name for an iPod that has illegal or illicit copywrited songs on it. (I fraud the music industry)
I bought a Crapple iFraud at The Circuit Shitty
by Mistahtom September 5, 2005
mugGet the iFraudmug.

Pork chops

A police helicopter.


Derived from:
Police = Pigs = Pork
Helicopter = Chopper = Chop
"A pork chop is chasing an '67 Impala on the 405."
by MistahTom August 24, 2005
mugGet the Pork chopsmug.

Border Gay

Stephen Colbert called his gay illegal immigrant guest "Border Gay."
by Mistahtom July 15, 2011
mugGet the Border Gaymug.

trash jenga

When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.
Bill, William and Billiam played trash jenga and Bill lost.
by MistahTom October 21, 2005
mugGet the trash jengamug.

hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park
Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"
by MistahTom November 25, 2005
mugGet the hoopajewmug.

Texas

The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy

Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by mistahtom May 22, 2006
mugGet the Texasmug.

Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
by Mistahtom September 6, 2005
mugGet the Portuguese Omletmug.

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