miracle of heaven

A good thing happens.

MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017

Boy zone

A man's private part.

MAN1: Man my no no part is way bigger than yours.
MAN2: No one cares about your non existing boy zone.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 01, 2017

son of a female dog

Appropriate manner of saying 'Son of a b****.'

MAN steals cookies from a WOMAN.
WOMAN: Hey! Come back here!
WOMAN: You son of a female dog!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 01, 2017

Stranger Danger

Something used to say, every time a creep appears around you.

WOMAN is cleaning...
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 25, 2017

no no parts

Basically your private part.

MAN: Hey lady!
WOMAN: Hi...?
MAN: So wanna head back to my place?
WOMAN: No thank you.
MAN: It was not an invitation it was an instruction.
WOMAN: What part of no don't you understand?!
COP walks up to her.
COP: Is there a problem here?
MAN: Eh, no... Not at all.
MAN runs away.
COP: Excuse me miss, did he touch you in your no no parts?
WOMAN: Um.. what..?
COP: That douchetard!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 01, 2017

speed of light

Like really fast.

MAN: Did that chick just dodge that punch in the speed of light?
MAN1: I'm afraid so.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017

i see da bae

When you see the girl you like.

MAN1: Why do you always insist on hitting on girls who have boyfriends twice our size?
MAN2: I can't help the way I feel.
MAN2: When I see da bae. I go after da bae.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 01, 2017