Definitions by Miso Grumpy

Believe All Mammals

The reasoning that victim and perp have the same credibility.

Congressman Jones asked the public not to choose sides, but to believe all mammals.

Believe All Mammals by Miso Grumpy May 12, 2020

Judyism

The belief that self-destructive behavior is caused by others.

A convert to Judyism, Howard realized his dealer caused his addiction.

Judyism by Miso Grumpy May 11, 2020

Centrist 

A powerful, entitled politician who puts his middle fingers wherever he wants.

Lulu found out the hard way that Governor Clamshelle was a centrist.

Centrist by Miso Grumpy May 3, 2020

Go Full Kobe 

To ejaculate on the face of your sex partner.

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.

Go Full Kobe by Miso Grumpy May 1, 2020