Mish's definitions

tard ass

Tard Ass : some one who is being a bit of a DICK HEAD and being supremley stupid and non sensical at the same time.

mike : yo man, yo momma is one fat sombitch, i bet she eats corn dogs fro breakfast.

by mish February 11, 2005

naujizz

when a guy jizzes all over a gurl'z body, mainly boobs, and den eats it off. usually occurs during sex.
shortened to- nauj

1.he naujed on me last night
2.would you like me to naujizz on u?
3.ill nauj on her

by mish April 10, 2003

Blehj

Blehj is a universal word that can be used as any part of the sentence. It is often used in friendly and fun situations as it replaces a name of a person who you are somehow familiar with. Can be also spelled Blej.

Hello blehj. How you doin blehj?

by Mish February 15, 2004

gobbi

Gobbi, Bryan

Wicked guitar player insanely coo. WENT TO DOUGIMUN! long heavy metal hair ... HAWT

"Did you see Odium play last night?"
"Yeah dude, Gobbi rawked."
"Totally"

by mish February 19, 2005

cockmatics

roughly translates to 'my cock is so small and bent that it can unlock handcuffs'

Cam'ron writes: "I unlock handcuffs, my cockmatics"

by Mish July 1, 2004

oht

One Handed Typing.
An art mastered by Coleman, the original Llama. It is the art of washing face, whilst typing.

1. That was a great oht.
2. Have you finished oht'ing yet?

by Mish September 12, 2003

molly breen

the ultimate selfish tank, also someone who is a HORRIBLE driver!

you're such a molly breen

by mish September 6, 2004