Miranda 's definitions

maine

If you like the ocean, Maine is the place to be. For all you morons who consider incest to be a popular thing in Maine, grow the hell up, you find that stuff everywhere. Just like you find "white trash" everywhere. And who are you to consider who is white trash anyways?

I don't have an example.

by Miranda June 19, 2004

mammaw

Southern slang for grandmother. In Harlan county Kentucky grandmothers are referred to as mammaw.

Mother"These cookies are delicious mom"
Grandmother"why thank you.How do you like them Miranda?"
Grandaughter"These are the best cookies in the world mammaw"

by miranda March 21, 2005

jacked

1. Verb: Past tense

Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
Commonly refers to robbery, theft, misuse, seizure, possesion.

2. Adjective

Well muscled, iron-bound, pumped.

1. "Yo, I got up to go to the bathroom and some jerk jacked my seat"
or
"Yesterday I jacked a pack of gum from the mall."

2. "That weightlifter sure is jacked. Too bad he's on steroids."

by Miranda November 21, 2003

Randi

when one feels sexual urges.

"Are you feeling Randi, baby?"

by Miranda August 13, 2004

country music

A genre of music that greatly appeals to rednecks.

ACTUAL Country Music Song Titles:

Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw


And there you have it. However, there are a select few good country songs.

Most country music makes me feel suicidal.

by Miranda May 13, 2005