term used by medical community to describe acrylic nails. Feces is inevitably lways found between the real finger nail and the acrylic nails of patients and cadavers.
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"what happened to the guy who got stabbed at the ATM 18 times doctor?
"who knows, we just strapped him down to the bed and sedated him so he won't pull on his TPN...tell the family he's stable and recovering."
"who knows, we just strapped him down to the bed and sedated him so he won't pull on his TPN...tell the family he's stable and recovering."
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usage: noun or verb. A term which describes the process you must go through when you want to fire someone without getting sued. Usually before firing an employee, there will be an opportunity to re-train him, then he will be fired.
"why are you packing up your stuff?
"I'm getting re-trained, so I'm sure i'll be getting restructured by the end of the week."
"I'm getting re-trained, so I'm sure i'll be getting restructured by the end of the week."
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the little town by the sea had an unusually high number of young women afflicted with colpalgia, especially around fleet week.....
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"I love this restaurant honey, it's so romantic...."
"only the best for you on our anniversary, WHOA, OPA OPA OPA!!!!!!!!, sorry honey, I got distracted, where was I?"
"only the best for you on our anniversary, WHOA, OPA OPA OPA!!!!!!!!, sorry honey, I got distracted, where was I?"
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