Definitions by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale!

TPN 

may also pertain to a form of feeding done on people who can't even be tube-fed because their gut doesn't work. Stands for "total parenteral nutrition" where they actually stick nutrients right into your veins.

"what happened to the guy who got stabbed at the ATM 18 times doctor?

"who knows, we just strapped him down to the bed and sedated him so he won't pull on his TPN...tell the family he's stable and recovering."

TPN by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 14, 2005

re-training 

usage: noun or verb. A term which describes the process you must go through when you want to fire someone without getting sued. Usually before firing an employee, there will be an opportunity to re-train him, then he will be fired.

"why are you packing up your stuff?

"I'm getting re-trained, so I'm sure i'll be getting restructured by the end of the week."

re-training by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 14, 2005

colpalgia 

medical term meaning pain in the vagina

the little town by the sea had an unusually high number of young women afflicted with colpalgia, especially around fleet week.....

colpalgia by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 14, 2005

porno hair

usage: adjective; term pertaining to unruly and and stubborn hair which is purposely kept untidy and dishevelled in attempts to create a "just got lucky" appearance. The goal may be accomplished by the usage of mouse, gels, teasing techniques, blow dyers and hair extentions.

"Sally had always flat-ironed her unruly hair but when she became a porn-star, she was a natural!"

porno hair by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 14, 2005

disclaimer 

may also refer to the legalese term for "I'm washing my hands of this and whatever happens, or doesn't, may manifest as a result of this is NOT OUR FAULT it's all your fault.

"dude they stole my car! right from the parking lot and they have all this security!"

"I know, but look at your parking voucher, it has the disclaimer so it's not their problem."

disclaimer by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 1, 2005