Mind_surgeon's definitions

Zinc Ink

A horrific tattoo or rash that you discovered on your body after a long week of partying.

Did you see what Shayna woke up with? I think she got the zinc ink in Rogers truck.

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

Dingabling

Flashy or shiny accessories added to one’s dingaling to attract the attention of others.

Why does it sound like Mac’s walking around with a pocket full of change? Oh… he’s got two cock rings on tonight, he’s sporting his dingabling

by Mind_surgeon November 18, 2022

R/Z

A type of whining usually reserved for a toddler that an adult male exhibits when he’s unhappy.

“Dude, did you see Gil’s texts this morning? He was crying some R/Z tears”

by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

Mac Piercing

An average sized penis that is pierced with an extra large piece of Walmart jewelry with an attempt to make it cuter.

Holy shit! Did you see what Mccombie whipped out at the party last night? I’ve heard of a Mac piercing but I’ve never seen one.

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

EMPLOYFLEE

Employflee (noun) – A person who presents themselves as an eager job hunter but, once hired, avoids work at all costs.

I thought he was a serious job hunter, but turns out he’s just an employflee showed up for orientation and disappeared before lunch.

by Mind_surgeon March 15, 2025

Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.

Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.

by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022

Midlife Hoe

A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.

Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022