24 definitions by Mind_surgeon
by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022
I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin
by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022
Dude I saw the SS Squirter flying down Tybee Creek yesterday full of chicks. They must still be giving free Big Macs with a ride
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
Why does it sound like Mac’s walking around with a pocket full of change? Oh… he’s got two cock rings on tonight, he’s sporting his dingabling
by Mind_surgeon November 18, 2022
A very strong unpleasant male sexual odor This odor more often than not comes from being with multiple partners without showering.
by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022
A poisonous vegetable that rests below the outer edible kernels. The Cobb is often mistaken for a delightful and delicious source of protein. Instead it attacks your internal organs and gastrointestinal system by clogging and filling with shit. It never ends well
Shit, I hung out with that chick Christine cuz she looked delicious from a distance. After hanging with her for just a little bit she’s reall a Kennedy’s Cobb
by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023
Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.
Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022