Cliff Diving

To abruptly dive into a situation without thinking it through.

Man I sure lost my ass on this deal. I should’ve thought about first instead I went Cliff Diving.

by Mind_surgeon March 21, 2023

R/Z

A type of whining usually reserved for a toddler that an adult male exhibits when he’s unhappy.

“Dude, did you see Gil’s texts this morning? He was crying some R/Z tears”

by Mind_surgeon June 02, 2022

Kennedy’s Cobb

A poisonous vegetable that rests below the outer edible kernels. The Cobb is often mistaken for a delightful and delicious source of protein. Instead it attacks your internal organs and gastrointestinal system by clogging and filling with shit. It never ends well

Shit, I hung out with that chick Christine cuz she looked delicious from a distance. After hanging with her for just a little bit she’s reall a Kennedy’s Cobb

by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023

Mistyfied

The feeling you get in your chest and throat when you meet the most beautiful creature ever created.

Count gil out for any future events I witnessed him get mistyfied last night.

by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022

EMPLOYFLEE

Employflee (noun) – A person who presents themselves as an eager job hunter but, once hired, avoids work at all costs.

I thought he was a serious job hunter, but turns out he’s just an employflee showed up for orientation and disappeared before lunch.

by Mind_surgeon March 15, 2025

Zinc Ink

A horrific tattoo or rash that you discovered on your body after a long week of partying.

Did you see what Shayna woke up with? I think she got the zinc ink in Rogers truck.

by Mind_surgeon July 02, 2022

Dingabling

Flashy or shiny accessories added to one’s dingaling to attract the attention of others.

Why does it sound like Mac’s walking around with a pocket full of change? Oh… he’s got two cock rings on tonight, he’s sporting his dingabling

by Mind_surgeon November 18, 2022