Zink Kink

A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.

Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night

by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022

Zinc Stink

A very strong unpleasant male sexual odor This odor more often than not comes from being with multiple partners without showering.

Dude, I told Roger to go wash his junk. He had the zinc stink goin on

by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022

Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.

Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.

by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022

Gilatine

A device usually homemade used to end your misery of bad company. You place your neck on the board, then pull the string to release the blade.

Yo, have you seen Gil lately? Last I saw him he looked pretty miserable with Christine. I believe he was assembling his Gilatine later that night to get some relief.

by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 02, 2022

Mac Piercing

An average sized penis that is pierced with an extra large piece of Walmart jewelry with an attempt to make it cuter.

Holy shit! Did you see what Mccombie whipped out at the party last night? I’ve heard of a Mac piercing but I’ve never seen one.

by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022

Cliff Diving

To abruptly dive into a situation without thinking it through.

Man I sure lost my ass on this deal. I should’ve thought about first instead I went Cliff Diving.

by Mind_surgeon March 21, 2023