Why does it sound like Mac’s walking around with a pocket full of change? Oh… he’s got two cock rings on tonight, he’s sporting his dingabling
by Mind_surgeon November 18, 2022
Man… I caught this girl peeping in my window last night. I should’ve never given her a Griffin-Dickin.
by Mind_surgeon August 12, 2022
Dude I saw the SS Squirter flying down Tybee Creek yesterday full of chicks. They must still be giving free Big Macs with a ride
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin
by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022
by Mind_surgeon June 02, 2022
A Nickname given to a truly awesome lady. One that refuses a single shot of liquor can outdrink anyone in the room pouring double shots until she’s the last one standing.
This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.
She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.
She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
Do you know why Gil is down and out? Yeah he’s missing Double Shot Delores and is worried she’s disowned him
by Mind_surgeon March 28, 2023
by Mind_surgeon April 16, 2022