Mind_surgeon's definitions

Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.

Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.

by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022

Midlife Hoe

A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.

Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

R/Z

A type of whining usually reserved for a toddler that an adult male exhibits when he’s unhappy.

“Dude, did you see Gil’s texts this morning? He was crying some R/Z tears”

by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

Dingabling

Flashy or shiny accessories added to one’s dingaling to attract the attention of others.

Why does it sound like Mac’s walking around with a pocket full of change? Oh… he’s got two cock rings on tonight, he’s sporting his dingabling

by Mind_surgeon November 18, 2022

Zinc Ink

A horrific tattoo or rash that you discovered on your body after a long week of partying.

Did you see what Shayna woke up with? I think she got the zinc ink in Rogers truck.

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

Shady Dale

A small town with a population of 259 located in NE Georgia. It’s best known to be the setting of the best selling book “When The Black Widow Calls” by: Gil Tee. Based on true events, a lady was luring men in and sucking the life from them in a short period of time, most losing their life.

Yo, have you seen McGill lately? He looks to have the life sucked from him. Yeah… I told him to keep his ass out of Shady Dale he just won’t listen.

by Mind_surgeon March 2, 2023

Blakeley

A great friend who exudes beauty, intelligence and creativity. As an artist her art flows with vibrant colors displaying the Caribbean Culture sewn deep within.

As an author her Erotic Fiction has been said to be as good or better than E.L. James. Her intellect and captivating story telling abilities will have you rock hard or soaking wet after just a few paragraphs.

With infectious laughter, deep loving eyes and a magnetic personality you cannot help but be drawn to her.

Her sex appeal is undeniable, with her long hair, beautiful face and perfect body. In just a white T-shirt to an elegant gown she is one of the sexiest. Bare skin she is an unbelievable, irresistible work of art.

Dude, is that Blakeley that's with Gil tonight? Fuck yeah, lucky bastard

by Mind_surgeon April 29, 2023