Mind_surgeon's definitions
An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
Get the Graftymug. Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.
Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
Get the Hibernate Hoemug. A Nickname given to a truly awesome lady. One that refuses a single shot of liquor can outdrink anyone in the room pouring double shots until she’s the last one standing.
This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.
She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.
She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
Do you know why Gil is down and out? Yeah he’s missing Double Shot Delores and is worried she’s disowned him
by Mind_surgeon March 28, 2023
Get the Double Shot Deloresmug. Rat-alytic Converter (noun)
A catalytic converter that was once functioning properly until Roger got his hands on the car. Now, thanks to his go-to diagnostic method of either hollowing it out with a screwdriver or flooding it with a garden hose.
A catalytic converter that was once functioning properly until Roger got his hands on the car. Now, thanks to his go-to diagnostic method of either hollowing it out with a screwdriver or flooding it with a garden hose.
“My check engine light came on, so I took my car to Roger. Now my exhaust rattles when I press the gas, I’m pretty sure I now have a rat-alytic converter.”
by Mind_surgeon February 20, 2025
Get the Rat-alytic Convertermug. by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022
Get the Sidetwackedmug. by Mind_surgeon March 21, 2023
Get the Cliff Divingmug. by Mind_surgeon April 16, 2022
Get the Squashapeñomug.