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A Nickname given to a truly awesome lady. One that refuses a single shot of liquor can outdrink anyone in the room pouring double shots until she’s the last one standing.
This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.
She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.
She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
Do you know why Gil is down and out? Yeah he’s missing Double Shot Delores and is worried she’s disowned him
by Mind_surgeon March 28, 2023
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A catalytic converter that was once functioning properly until Roger got his hands on the car. Now, thanks to his go-to diagnostic method of either hollowing it out with a screwdriver or flooding it with a garden hose.
A catalytic converter that was once functioning properly until Roger got his hands on the car. Now, thanks to his go-to diagnostic method of either hollowing it out with a screwdriver or flooding it with a garden hose.
“My check engine light came on, so I took my car to Roger. Now my exhaust rattles when I press the gas, I’m pretty sure I now have a rat-alytic converter.”
by Mind_surgeon February 20, 2025
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As an author her Erotic Fiction has been said to be as good or better than E.L. James. Her intellect and captivating story telling abilities will have you rock hard or soaking wet after just a few paragraphs.
With infectious laughter, deep loving eyes and a magnetic personality you cannot help but be drawn to her.
Her sex appeal is undeniable, with her long hair, beautiful face and perfect body. In just a white T-shirt to an elegant gown she is one of the sexiest. Bare skin she is an unbelievable, irresistible work of art.
As an author her Erotic Fiction has been said to be as good or better than E.L. James. Her intellect and captivating story telling abilities will have you rock hard or soaking wet after just a few paragraphs.
With infectious laughter, deep loving eyes and a magnetic personality you cannot help but be drawn to her.
Her sex appeal is undeniable, with her long hair, beautiful face and perfect body. In just a white T-shirt to an elegant gown she is one of the sexiest. Bare skin she is an unbelievable, irresistible work of art.
by Mind_surgeon April 29, 2023
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