Griffin-Dickin

The act of giving a female “all of it” causing them to fall in lust quickly.
Man… I caught this girl peeping in my window last night. I should’ve never given her a Griffin-Dickin.
by Mind_surgeon August 12, 2022
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Double Shot Delores

A Nickname given to a truly awesome lady. One that refuses a single shot of liquor can outdrink anyone in the room pouring double shots until she’s the last one standing.

This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.

She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
Do you know why Gil is down and out? Yeah he’s missing Double Shot Delores and is worried she’s disowned him
by Mind_surgeon March 28, 2023
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Rat-alytic Converter

Rat-alytic Converter (noun)
A catalytic converter that was once functioning properly until Roger got his hands on the car. Now, thanks to his go-to diagnostic method of either hollowing it out with a screwdriver or flooding it with a garden hose.
“My check engine light came on, so I took my car to Roger. Now my exhaust rattles when I press the gas, I’m pretty sure I now have a rat-alytic converter.”
by Mind_surgeon February 20, 2025
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Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.
Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
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Squashapeño

A squash that was grown near peppers which makes it very spicy.
Damn… Big Mac acts like he’s got a squashapeño up his ass today.
by Mind_surgeon April 16, 2022
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Zink Kink

A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.
Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night
by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022
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Zinc Stink

A very strong unpleasant male sexual odor This odor more often than not comes from being with multiple partners without showering.
Dude, I told Roger to go wash his junk. He had the zinc stink goin on
by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022
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