ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023
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THE BULLY!!!!!
Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.
America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.
Gods Bless America.
THE BULLY!!!!!
Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.
America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.
Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 09, 2023
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Text message to Donald Trump at 00:03 on March 09 2023:
Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?
Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?
Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 08, 2023
Get the You mad, Donnie? mug.Tuck around and find out! — a variation of “Fuck around and find out!”; and, “Mess around and find out”. In this variation an individual thinks that he is more important than the life of an entire organization. He or she finds out the hard way that although there is no “I” in team; there is certainly an “I” in the word “fired”!!!!!!!!!
The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:
“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.
It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.
This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:
“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.
It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.
This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
Tucker Carlson was the first person at Fox News to Tuck around and find out that there is no “I” in team; but, he won’t be the last one!
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Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?
Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?
Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
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And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
Sung to the theme of the Dione Warwick song: Deja Vu
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 10, 2023
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A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!
And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.
People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.
A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.
There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.
Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:
…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…
The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.
On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:
…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…
People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.
Boo!
A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!
And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.
People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.
A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.
There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.
Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:
…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…
The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.
On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:
…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…
People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.
Boo!
Best Friend:
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????
Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????
Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
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