I got my mojo working — a war cry of successful Blues Singers who win the crowd for which they are playing through their musical mastery and charismatic stage presence. If you are ever playing your heart out and women start throwing their panties your stage YOU GOT YOUR MOJO WORKING.
This phrase entered the mainstream through the song I Got My Mojo Working written by Preston “Red” Foster. This song was first performed by Ann Cole but made famous by Muddy Waters.
The word “mojo” is a reference to sympathetic magic used to bend reality to bless or to curse an individual. Musical mastery is one of the most powerful mojos and it can be augmented through the use of roots, amulets, and spell pouches provided by a Root Woman who you have pleased and who favors you.
Mess around and find out.
This phrase entered the mainstream through the song I Got My Mojo Working written by Preston “Red” Foster. This song was first performed by Ann Cole but made famous by Muddy Waters.
The word “mojo” is a reference to sympathetic magic used to bend reality to bless or to curse an individual. Musical mastery is one of the most powerful mojos and it can be augmented through the use of roots, amulets, and spell pouches provided by a Root Woman who you have pleased and who favors you.
Mess around and find out.
Lyrics from the song: I Got My Mojo Working
“I got my mojo working, it just don't work on you.
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you.
Look out baby,
Gonna circle the blues..”
“I got my mojo working, it just don't work on you.
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you.
Look out baby,
Gonna circle the blues..”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023
The realization that no one succeeds alone is colloquially stated: “team work makes the dream work”. The fastest way to make your dreams come true is to invite very skilled people into your life and your dreams.
Best man offering a toast to the bride and groom: What most people don’t know about the night they met; I was the wing man; and, I distracted the maid of honor so that my Buddy here could bust his moves — TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023
snugglingus — the act of snuggling gently — yet passionately — after a particularly good round of fellatio, cunnilingus, and mutually orgasmic-ly satisfying 69.
This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.
This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!
Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.
Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.
This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!
Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.
Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
It started out as good natured mutually satisfying foreplay; but, damn if it didn’t go to prolonged and mutually satisfying 69 followed by grateful snugglingus with animated giggling conversation. Man that was some awesome sex!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
impropaganda — A portmanteau using the words improper + propaganda.
Some might make the argument that this combination of words is not a “by Hoyle” portmanteau.
Impropaganda describe the arguments and apologia used to protect MAGA followers from the brutal reality of the mounting evidence against their god and savior Mango Mussolini.
Even when confronted by Trump’s actual words confessing the illegality of his actions, there is an insistence that he is playing three dimensional chess and winning. (Wasn’t that Charlie Sheen’s tagline? Hummmmm…)
Impropaganda can also be followed up with a rapid pivot: “WHAT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON; AND WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!!!!!!!!” Neither of whom is running for President; and, both of which have paid the price for their digital folly.
As of June 27th 2023 Trump’s popularity continues to grow according to polls in spite of all of the charges he is catching. For those who deny the “Back Pack of White Privilege” look no further than Dolt 45, the Malt Liquor of Presidents, who is carrying the American Tourister Deluxe Luggage Set of White Privilage.
MAGA is going through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.
Right now we are in the Denial/Anger stage which is where the “impropaganda” comes in.
May this Urban Dictionary entry age well. I would really hate for Trump to win and have to eat these words.
Some might make the argument that this combination of words is not a “by Hoyle” portmanteau.
Impropaganda describe the arguments and apologia used to protect MAGA followers from the brutal reality of the mounting evidence against their god and savior Mango Mussolini.
Even when confronted by Trump’s actual words confessing the illegality of his actions, there is an insistence that he is playing three dimensional chess and winning. (Wasn’t that Charlie Sheen’s tagline? Hummmmm…)
Impropaganda can also be followed up with a rapid pivot: “WHAT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON; AND WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!!!!!!!!” Neither of whom is running for President; and, both of which have paid the price for their digital folly.
As of June 27th 2023 Trump’s popularity continues to grow according to polls in spite of all of the charges he is catching. For those who deny the “Back Pack of White Privilege” look no further than Dolt 45, the Malt Liquor of Presidents, who is carrying the American Tourister Deluxe Luggage Set of White Privilage.
MAGA is going through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.
Right now we are in the Denial/Anger stage which is where the “impropaganda” comes in.
May this Urban Dictionary entry age well. I would really hate for Trump to win and have to eat these words.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 27, 2023
Always in motion is the future… The greatest popular culture utterance foregrounding the principle of metaphysical uncertainty ever spoken in a movie designed for mass consumption.
This was Yoda’s answer to the question about the outcome of Luke Skywalker’s Jedi training; and, Like's eventual intervention in THE REBELLION in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back.
Ironically, the Star Was franchise itself falls into the catagory of a future in motion that couldn’t have been foreseen.
Who could have predicted that a movie that was essentially a space Western, samurai movie, made in the tradition of Flash Gordon serials, would spawn the summer blockbuster movie phenomenon?
Who I ask!!!!????
No one could!!!! Because: Always in motion is the future…
No matter how prescient one is, the outcome of any situation is influenced by many random unforeseen forces that cannot be predicted.
And, even when the unforeseen forces are made apparent; and, a new situation arises; this also generates a new blind spots and new random chaotic elements.
Who cold have predicted Jar Jar Binks — the most hated character in the Star Wars franchise.
No one I tell you!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!
FUCK THAT STEP AND FETCH IT COMIC RELIFE DEMI-RASTAMAN!!!! FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Always in motion is the future…
This was Yoda’s answer to the question about the outcome of Luke Skywalker’s Jedi training; and, Like's eventual intervention in THE REBELLION in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back.
Ironically, the Star Was franchise itself falls into the catagory of a future in motion that couldn’t have been foreseen.
Who could have predicted that a movie that was essentially a space Western, samurai movie, made in the tradition of Flash Gordon serials, would spawn the summer blockbuster movie phenomenon?
Who I ask!!!!????
No one could!!!! Because: Always in motion is the future…
No matter how prescient one is, the outcome of any situation is influenced by many random unforeseen forces that cannot be predicted.
And, even when the unforeseen forces are made apparent; and, a new situation arises; this also generates a new blind spots and new random chaotic elements.
Who cold have predicted Jar Jar Binks — the most hated character in the Star Wars franchise.
No one I tell you!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!
FUCK THAT STEP AND FETCH IT COMIC RELIFE DEMI-RASTAMAN!!!! FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Always in motion is the future…
In 1977 we all asked if the Star Wars movie would have sequel and spawn a huge franchise. At the end of that tumultuous summer, the only answer possible answer back then was: Always in motion is the future…
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 23, 2023
Riker’s Island green cup — part of a basic personal kit an inmate receives upon entering Riker’s Island prison. This cup has a multipurpose function allowing an inmate to shave, brush his teeth, drink water, or make a hot beverage to drink — using prison ingenuity — while in his cell. Often when prisoners “graduate” — leave prison — they bring their green cup with them both as a memento and a reminder.
You don’t ever want to be put into a position where you have to use a Riker’s Island green up; or, to actually learn and experience how useful and versatile it is in the life of a prisoner.
You don’t ever want to be put into a position where you have to use a Riker’s Island green up; or, to actually learn and experience how useful and versatile it is in the life of a prisoner.
Allen Weisselberg is drinking out of Riker’s Island green cup. Let him sip out of it for a bit; because If they sweat him a little and threaten him with more time; he may just flip on Donald Trump.
You know how they do new prisoners who don’t know how to jail; have no clout; and, no set to have their back. There is no such thing as soft time or short time on Riker’s Island.
You know how they do new prisoners who don’t know how to jail; have no clout; and, no set to have their back. There is no such thing as soft time or short time on Riker’s Island.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 04, 2023
Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022