Nothing matters anymore.

Nothing matters anymore — The obvious nihilistic statement that will ultimately define the Post Truth Trump Era. With a growing ability to use Artificial Intelligence to both creates images and voices, subjective reality will be easily questioned driving further riffs in American culture. We have moved from the “Everybody Gets a Trophy Era” into “The All Opinions are Equal Era”. Gods help us all.
Using “ Nothing matters anymore.” In a sentence:

In the post truth World postulated by both Kellyanne “Alternative Facts” Conway; and, Rudi “Truth Isn’t Truth” Giuliani nothing matters anymore — especially nihilism. And I’m looking at you Fox News.
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The Nonteflon Don

The Nonteflon Don — Another name for “The Orange Man”, Dolt 45”, better known as the twice impeached failed president Donald J. Trump.

Attempting to follow the examples of mob bosses and oligarchs he admires Trump kept a boastful public profile finally resulting in charges finally stuck to him on Thursday March 30th 2023 — a day America will forever remember.

It remain to be seen whether or not he can “shoot someone of 5th Avenue in broad day light and get away with it”. But, we’ve all ready seen the John “The Teflon Don” Gotti movie and it didn’t end well, and Donald Trump is no John Gotti and he has a coterie of “Sammy the Bull Gravanos” in his camp that could potentially “rat up”.

His Charges were made most ironic because The Nonteflon Don had recently recorded a song with the J6 Prison Choir that was topping the iTunes purchased downloads charts when the announcement of his charges were made public. As the old saying goes: “If you sing with traitors, you’ll end up with charges.”

When asked to respond to Trump’s charges, an exonerated member The Central Park Five responded with a single word:
KARMA!
If John Gotti was “The Teflon Don” then Donald J. Trump is The Nonteflon Don. We have already seen the Teflon Don movie and it didn’t end well for Gotti; and, Trump is no John Gotti — and he has so many potential “Sammy the Bull Gravanos” waiting to flip on him.
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If…were a person

“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.
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They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.
Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.
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The Four “F’s”

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,

fellow gang members inside and outside

faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.

These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.

The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.
I couldn’t have served my prison time without The Four “F’s” in my corner; Man, I’m a short timer now. Just one month and a wake up.
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MAHA

MAHA — MAHA means MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN.

Since the advent of MAGA, Americans have gotten waaaaaaaaaay to comfortable with saying “the quiet part out loud”. It’s hard to get one’s head around the idea that the base of the Republican Party represents what has been called “Right Wing Christian Nationalism” as part of a worldwide reaction to a demographically changing world.

A recent example: When Lauri Carleton’s Pride flag got torn down, she always replaced it with a bigger one. Then someone killed her over it.

Killed.

For flying a flag.

In America.

Just a single example to be illustrative but not exhaustive. Urban Dictionary has a word/character count and I can’t possibly innumerate even just all of the most recent examples.

MAHA — MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!!!!
In order to make America great againMAGA; apparently, you first have to make America hate again — MAHA!
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I’d give my left nut to…

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
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