Definitions by Miller

Lapland 

Home of lapdancing. Located in Northern Finland, the place where Santa lives.

I just came from a lapdancing joint in Lapland.

Lapland by Miller September 20, 2004

Crunching

The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.

I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.

Crunching by Miller September 16, 2004

Butt Stank on The Hangdown 

After having anal sex, the stink from the girl's ass that remains on your weiner. I've found that scrubbing with a brillo pad is the best way to remove said stink.

Yo Tressler how did last night go?
- I got some butt stank on my hangdown!!! EI EI

Butt Stank on The Hangdown by Miller September 16, 2004

Persian Twist 

The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.

Hey baby lets bust out some oreos and do the persian twist.

Persian Twist by Miller September 16, 2004

The Pittsburgher 

During sex, you add cole slaw and french fries to the act. Also known as the primanti brother.

Yo homey I was crunching this girl last night and to spice it up we did the Pittsburgher. The cole slaw and Fries combo was sweet.

The Pittsburgher by Miller September 16, 2004

comic 

As in Captain Comic, the legendary video game from the 80's

Captain Comic is gonna beam joo!

comic by Miller June 30, 2004

foight

it's the greaden!!! tiiiiiiiiiiii!

FOIGHT!!!!! This party is the greaden!

foight by Miller May 24, 2004