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Tuesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to TND.

TAD allows you to get really pissed if you do TND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

If you find yourself in a pub before 5pm with a pint in your hand on a Tuesday, you are doing TAD.
If you find yourself doing TAD every week, you're doing it too often.

Also be careful combining TAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

Although TAD is better than MAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better still.
A: What 3pm already?

B: Yeah, time flies.

A: We need to pack up and go.

B: What for?

A: For TAD of course!
TAD by Milanifan January 21, 2011
Friday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to FND.

After WAD the best of all AD's.

Probably the only AD that can be enjoyed on an almost weekly basis.

Biggest downside to FAD: because a lot of people only work parttime on Friday, there's a lot of civil servant or banker wankers in the pub. But on the upside, these people generally need to be home by 5, so when FND starts, they're all gone and you're nicely liquored up.

MAD, TAD and ThAD usually can't hold a candle to FAD.
A: Let's have lunch early today, OK?

B: Sure and later, we're going for FAD!!
FAD by Milanifan January 21, 2011
That awesome feeling between sex and having to go pee.
Good sex leads to a good orgasm which makes you wanna go pee.
Orgasm by Milanifan January 20, 2011

Denise Milani 

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.
I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
Denise Milani by Milanifan January 19, 2011

Gingerbread 

Release 2.3 of Google's Android.

There is still a lot unknown about Gingerbread, it is said that Google will release a music store and that 2.3 will support video calls, but that has not been confirmed. Gingerbread will have better integration with social networks and is likely to support (online) games as well.
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A: Have you seen that Gingerbread demo?

B: From Shrek?

A: Never mind...
Gingerbread by Milanifan December 8, 2010
Wresting Takedown Federation

From South Park season 13 episode 10.
Did you see South Park last nite?

WTF, since when is SP on on Tuesday's?
WTF by Milanifan December 7, 2010

pull a Zewald 

To pretend you have to leave early just to get rid of annoying person in the pub. Upon leaving the pub, make sure all your friends go in one direction and the annoying person in the other. When he/she is out of sight, it's safe to go back in a have a good time with your friends!
Man, who invited X, we had to pull a Zewald on the annoying bastard!
Good fun after he left though.
pull a Zewald by Milanifan October 25, 2010