26 definitions by Miklus
by Miklus May 20, 2006
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by Miklus March 21, 2006
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Pizey: "Fuck man, look at her beautiful love warts!"
Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."
Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."
by Miklus May 09, 2006
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An act of someone referring to themselves as "hot" in some way by reffering to their nipple as a beatiful thing.
mike: LOOK it's that kid we planned to "befriend"
Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine
mike: eww, kinky
Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine
mike: eww, kinky
by Miklus April 06, 2006
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When not smashed, but baked to some extent you have the incredble urge to go wandering and steal candy from 7-11 for your munchdown and walk for a long discussing topics of our modern world.
ben: I snagged a couple creme eggs and a mars, you? *laughs*
mike: *snorts/giggles* a creme egg!
ben: haha egg!
mike: omands creek is only 3 miles away, let's make like hobos and go wandering there!
ben: yeah!! *snorts* hobos!
mike: *snorts/giggles* a creme egg!
ben: haha egg!
mike: omands creek is only 3 miles away, let's make like hobos and go wandering there!
ben: yeah!! *snorts* hobos!
by Miklus April 08, 2006
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After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.
Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!
Girl 2: YEAH
Girl 2: YEAH
by Miklus April 25, 2006
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A small private mennonite christian school in Winnipeg. Shitty. Lots of homework, bad teachers. And principals who pop you for selling drugs you didn't sell.
Mike: "FUCK YOU"
Principal (Ed): "See ozzy, this is what drugs do to a young man such as that boy"
Mike: "No, your just trying to get me expelled cause I hate Jesus!"
Vice Principal (ozzy): "That has nothing to do with it, we're just investigating a hint on of our students gave us. And now that your in this office alone we'll tack it on you because parents won't want to send their kids to westgate if they know we don't do anything about drug-dealers"
Mike: "You know what, leaving this shithole doesn't sound too bad. I sold kids 'Marrige-a-wanna-' now kick me the fuck out."
Ed: "Well, now that you told us that we'll just give you a 5 days suspension. Tell 500 people a lie and break every rule in our teacher policy manual!"
Mike: "I wanted to get kicked out! you fucking pussies! Go get ass-raped!"
Principal (Ed): "See ozzy, this is what drugs do to a young man such as that boy"
Mike: "No, your just trying to get me expelled cause I hate Jesus!"
Vice Principal (ozzy): "That has nothing to do with it, we're just investigating a hint on of our students gave us. And now that your in this office alone we'll tack it on you because parents won't want to send their kids to westgate if they know we don't do anything about drug-dealers"
Mike: "You know what, leaving this shithole doesn't sound too bad. I sold kids 'Marrige-a-wanna-' now kick me the fuck out."
Ed: "Well, now that you told us that we'll just give you a 5 days suspension. Tell 500 people a lie and break every rule in our teacher policy manual!"
Mike: "I wanted to get kicked out! you fucking pussies! Go get ass-raped!"
by Miklus January 30, 2007
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