26 definitions by Miklus
by Miklus May 1, 2006
by Miklus August 7, 2006
A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.
*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"
by Miklus May 26, 2006
Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"
by Miklus May 29, 2006
Pizey: "Fuck man, look at her beautiful love warts!"
Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."
Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."
by Miklus May 9, 2006
by Miklus March 21, 2006
Large, easy to pop pimples to your testicles, except you squeeze your nuts when popping them, so it hurts alot.
mike: I had the most intense sacne the other day, I was enduring the pain and I got a good one popped and it squirted and hit my left nipple
mitch: good aim, yet fuckin' gross
mitch: good aim, yet fuckin' gross
by Miklus April 7, 2006