Definitions by Mikki B

prejacketlation 

When you think it’s cold outside and put on a jacket only to find out it’s too warm outside for a jacket and you have to take it off.

Today I was cursed by an embarrassing fit of prejacketlation as we got off the plane in Orlando.

prejacketlation by Mikki B February 10, 2023

manonymity

The part of you that your girlfriend keeps a secret so your friends don’t think you’re whipped.

I can’t tell you what movie I watched with Joseph last night. I promised to protect his manonymity.

manonymity by Mikki B July 11, 2022

megademic 

That person who over reacts to whatever the latest exotic virus is and then causes people around them to lose their minds and create more panic than preparedness.

My mom keeps sending me articles on how to wash my hands and prepare for ebola. She thinks of nothing else. She has gone completely megademic on me!

megademic by Mikki B March 11, 2020

Snotuation

A surprise snot bubble or other snot situation in public which requires at least two tissues.

After the movie we were laughing and my nose blew a big snot bubble out of nowhere. It was the most embarrassing snotuation ever!

Snotuation by Mikki B June 14, 2019

penjaculation 

Simultaneous penetration and ejaculation

It was the worst sex ever with Troy. It was over before it even started. He suffers from penjaculation.

penjaculation by Mikki B July 13, 2018