MikeTheIncel's definitions

Vegoon

Vegoon is form of mental illness where vegans try and force their diet on everyone else.

That vegoon acts like that vegan teacher. Is mental illness.

by MikeTheIncel July 4, 2021

free trialtard

Someone who is such a tard, they think that a free trial costs money.

I tried giving Jeff a free 2 week discord nitro trial, but the free trialtard bitched about the cost and xozaku'd my present.

by MikeTheIncel May 20, 2023

Rangifer

Slang for a militant vegan that pretends they aren't vegan and gets particularly triggered easily.

Did you see that Jeff Rangifer'd himself the other day? He turned up to a vegan protest with a tofu sandwich and got really triggered and then pretended it was a BLT.

by MikeTheIncel September 18, 2021

Sv3rige

Sv3rige is a public figure who invented the carnivore diet. Sv3rige is very smart and based. He saves lives by discussing what is unnatural and talks about mental illnesses.

Sv3rige is very smart.

by MikeTheIncel June 1, 2021

Mr. Brickles

Mr. Brickles is the nickname given to fanboys who are overly obsessed with Ryan Reynolds.

They are stereotypically straight boys who appear to have an embarrassing crush on Ryan.

Oh, no. I finally invited Clive home to meet my parents and he's gone all Mr. Brickles on them by forcing them to watch Green Lantern and Just Friends.

by MikeTheIncel October 20, 2021

Trans Mackey

Trans Mackey is big beautiful trans woman. She is a public figure that speaks up against veganphobia, fatphobia, transphobia and oppressive cis straight white men. She has a wonderful soothing voice and has developed Mr. Mackey's "mmmkay" catchphrase.

Did you hear Trans Mackey give a talk on veganphobia last night? She is stunning and brave woman.

by MikeTheIncel July 4, 2021

Carnivore Diet

This diet involves eating primal raw meat just like a lion. Mostly from ruminant animals. It was invented by public figure Sv3rige. Sv3rige is very smart.

I eat carnivore diet because of Sv3rige who is very smart.

by MikeTheIncel June 1, 2021