daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.

From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."

by Mike the Ekim January 02, 2006

freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

by Mike the Ekim April 19, 2005

the hees

Slang for Voorhees, NJ, an overrated suburb of Philadelphia that is famous for absolutely nothing. Also known as Whorehees.

Jess is going to the hees today. Why, nobody may ever know.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2008

last name

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Everyone always spells my last name wrong.

by Mike the Ekim May 08, 2005

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 06, 2005

gay marriage

A right that should be given to gay couples.

Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.

by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005

boron

The combination of the words "bore" and "moron".

One scientist was such a boron that he named an element after what he was.

by Mike the Ekim December 23, 2004