Mike the Ekim's definitions

last name

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Everyone always spells my last name wrong.

by Mike the Ekim October 9, 2005

Drummer

Someone who hangs out with musicians

The other day our band had a practice. Our drummer was there but he didn't play.

by Mike the Ekim September 9, 2006

Brazil

a country that is really big

"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush

by Mike the Ekim April 17, 2006

submarine

long, hard, and full of seamen

We all live in a yellow submarine.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

know

to fuck another person

I know your girlfriend.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006

atheist

One who does not have imaginary friends.

My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.

by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009

Schecter

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.

Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005