Definitions by Mike the Ekim

Schecter 

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.

Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?

Schecter by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

square dance 

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

square dance by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

algebra 

1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

algebra by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

gay marriage 

A right that should be given to gay couples.

Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.

gay marriage by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

eternity

The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.

I submitted my definition for algebra 5 months ago, and it still hasn't shown up!

eternity by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

perfect pitch 

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.

Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.

perfect pitch by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005

boron 

The combination of the words "bore" and "moron".

One scientist was such a boron that he named an element after what he was.

boron by Mike the Ekim December 23, 2004