Mike the Ekim's definitions

freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

by Mike the Ekim April 18, 2005

Bob Dylan

The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.

The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.

by Mike the Ekim May 13, 2005

perfect pitch

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.

Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.

by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005

know

to fuck another person

I know your girlfriend.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006

Brazil

a country that is really big

"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush

by Mike the Ekim April 17, 2006

Drummer

Someone who hangs out with musicians

The other day our band had a practice. Our drummer was there but he didn't play.

by Mike the Ekim September 9, 2006

booby trap

A bra that's too small for someone

My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005