Definitions by Mike the Ekim
last name
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
last name by Mike the Ekim October 9, 2005
The Mile
An "activity" used by gym teachers to make the phyiscally weak suffer from severe shortage of breath and often collapse.
Last time we did the mile in gym I almost died because I was so short of breath and they kept forcing me to run.
The Mile by Mike the Ekim September 26, 2005
dramatic irony
When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park
In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.
dramatic irony by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005
get laid
the first thing an egg does
"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."
get laid by Mike the Ekim July 19, 2005
trollop
All the men on the local minor league baseball team think the trollop they saw is extremely sexy for a horse.
trollop by Mike the Ekim May 19, 2005