high topper

to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.

Man, I went over to my ex's house and left a high topper in her bathroom.

by Mike Hunt March 04, 2004

Ocean Dick

When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.

When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick.

by Mike Hunt October 30, 2003

stek

Also in some South American indian tribes it Stek is also known as the lips of a womens vagina that has elephantitis of the vagina.

Wow, Alexs mother has stek lips.
You stupid stek!

by Mike Hunt March 02, 2005

Bluebird

A cunt who comes from Cardiff.

Fuck i think he was a Bluebird...lets batter him!!!

by mike hunt December 11, 2003

fr0q

The most amazing, outstanding, nifty, stupendous, super cool person ever to walk the face of the earth. This person's coolness is beyond explanation. If his coolness were measured in heat, it would be hotter than the sun itself.

That guy is totally fr0q, man!

by Mike Hunt March 25, 2004

house hippo

lives in canada and eastern united states, house hippos eat chips, raisins, and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. they make their nests out of dryer lint, lost mittens , and bits of string. the nest has to be very soft and warm, house hippos sleep, 16 hours a day.

from the concerned children advertising

by mike hunt September 29, 2003

krem-blang

comes from the word "kindling," which means "easily combustible material for starting a fire," according to Merriam-Websters Dictionary. Can also be said as just BLANG, being thrown into any random conversation to mean whatever you choose. When pronouncing krem-blang, make sure to put a lot of extra emphasis on the "blang."

Example 1
person 1: Could you go collect some kindling for the fire?
person 2: krem-blang?
person 1: no, kindling.
person 2: That's what i said, krem-blang.

Example 2
person 1: that song is off the hook mane, BLANG!
person 2: yeah blang, I blang love blang that blang song blang!
person 1: Blang.

by Mike Hunt March 15, 2005