Mike hunt's definitions

Fetuskicker69

The only guy who will drop kick your child whilst you are watching

Woman: ITS FETUSKICKER69 HE KICKED MY BABY!
News: The infamous FetusKicker69 is running around drop kicking children whilst stroking them

by Mike Hunt March 6, 2017

krem-blang

comes from the word "kindling," which means "easily combustible material for starting a fire," according to Merriam-Websters Dictionary. Can also be said as just BLANG, being thrown into any random conversation to mean whatever you choose. When pronouncing krem-blang, make sure to put a lot of extra emphasis on the "blang."

Example 1
person 1: Could you go collect some kindling for the fire?
person 2: krem-blang?
person 1: no, kindling.
person 2: That's what i said, krem-blang.

Example 2
person 1: that song is off the hook mane, BLANG!
person 2: yeah blang, I blang love blang that blang song blang!
person 1: Blang.

by Mike Hunt March 15, 2005

road dogs

first sergeant massies use instead of the word feet

go on home with your road dogs

by mike hunt May 2, 2003

koochie kick

a swift blow from the foot to the twat

"Damn, you just got koochie kicked!"

by Mike Hunt May 27, 2003

slinky

when one masturbates excessively. and ones penis become rather long and droopy. similar to the childs toy sharing the same name.

black kids usualy have slinkies because they have no other toys to play with when they are young.

by mike hunt December 31, 2004

megaho

1 One who regurgitates on their own leg and keeps at least 500 pounds of debris in their car.

Megaho can use some of the trash from her car to clean the puke off of her leg.

by Mike Hunt September 4, 2003

Bartone

That Asian bitch that was gonna give Kyle head for a nickel.

The Dot-Head

by Mike Hunt February 4, 2004