105 definitions by Mike Hunt

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a smelly homeless person (usually black) who has reached the point of retardation, hence the phonetic relationship between recharded and retarded. His life consists only of asking girls on the street if he can give them dog in the bathtubs.
That chardy tried to put a dog in my sisters bathtub, he smelled like a rotting fetus too
by Mike Hunt January 06, 2005
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slitty-eyed before the sexwee came
by Mike Hunt August 19, 2003
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the act of a girl giving one head while one rides her down the stairs forcing the head to move in a pleasing motion violently to bring instant oral gratification
by Mike Hunt December 31, 2004
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TGI Friday's the place were all the surrounding white trash,blacks, and just complete horrible people gather to eat horribly greasy food and lie about it being they're birthday for the free desert and REALLY shitty birthday clap.
TGI Friday's examples:

horrible customer person: yo can i git me one of them bench things

Busser/seater: you mean a booth?

horrible customer person: shut it cracka

OR
stupid customer in middle of meal: i already ate half of my chicken but decided it was cold and there is burnt stuff on it i dont like it and demand you buy me and my familys dinner because of this

servers thought: what a fucking moron you just ate half the food and expect me to get my manager to buy you this when your almost done? fuck you.
by Mike Hunt October 21, 2005
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Someone who is specal ed, and special. fucktard, special, retard
Sarah was so spedal after she knocked back a couple rum and cokes in Mexico.
by Mike Hunt October 03, 2004
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A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)
Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.
by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005
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