Mike Truitt's definitions

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

Cloud Strife

Character of Final Fantasy VII, often regarded as one of the most popular and recognizable characters the video game industry has ever seen. Most noted for the love triangle between him, Aeris and Tifa, and off course *lol* his Spikey Hair

Cloud is the coolest

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

insANgel

After a point in the life of an enlightened being when it realizes that the religion that it so dearly represents is nothing but utter bullshit that very creature can not handle its emotions or existance anymore. It is at this time when it becomes and insANgel.

*insane - angel*

That insANgel just shot my mom in the face!!!

by Mike Truitt October 24, 2006

Devil's Fork

The worst damn kind of forks there are

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

Red

Red is my boy

You're my boy Red!!

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

mechanabalism

The act of one robot eating another robot.

Latin roots.

If Jeffery Dohmer was a robot, he would be a mechanabalist.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

jesus boots

The best damn kind of boots there are

by Mike Truitt August 17, 2006