Mike Rotch's definitions

poseur

Well, people say a poseur or a poser is someone who pretends to be something they arent. But when poseur is used on kids who like Blink 182 or Good Charlotte, or even Avril, it is just a way for elitists to make themselves feel good. If you like poppunk, pop rock, plain old pop, GO FOR IT! Its all good. Only conformists listen to shit they dont like because they want ot be punk.

: Hey look at that poseur wiht the green day shirt
: shut up man, punk is thinking for yourself, let him listen to whatever he wants. Conformist bitch.
: chill out man.
: okay.
: so...

by Mike Rotch April 16, 2005

sonoma county

a place that kicks ass compared orange county (the blow-c), even though it does cost more to live here.

fuck you socal, and all you preppy bitches in it!

by mike rotch December 24, 2004

Son of a Meekrob

1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe

2)The son of shit that God himself has banned

3)See also Vegetasan

You son of a meekrob you just took an army pile on my foot!!!

by Mike Rotch October 15, 2004

Son of a Meekrob

1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe

2)The son of shit that God himself has banned

3)The water that splashes on your ass from the toilet when you poo.

4)See also Vegetasan

You son of a meekrob you just took an army pile on my foot!!!!!

by Mike Rotch October 16, 2004

admire

Verb

The act of comparing friends of the same sex to other "cuter" specimens

Dood I just got admired. He said I wasn't as cute as Ashton.

by mike rotch February 28, 2003

Water Log

1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.

OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.

by Mike Rotch October 15, 2004

screamy jeemies

Explosive diarrhea usually found in a toilet type region or right beside a toilet.

Man I had the screamy jeemies and pulled my pants down didnt make it and SHAT on the floor.

by Mike Rotch July 8, 2003