Mike Rotch's definitions

fred durst

ALTHOUGH he is a poseur and a preppy, I dont care, I like their new stuff, and all you faggots out here dissing him bought his fucking cd or liked them when it didnt mean they were poseurs, so take your LIVE105 flip flopping hypocrisies and shove them up your ass

Wait, LB isnt cool anymore? Fuck Fred Durst, o my god, I am a cool conformist kid.

by Mike Rotch April 16, 2005

Coo

The sound that some of the biggest "smaller" birds make, better known as pigeons. Usually hanging around parks and and within downtown areas of large cities, these pigeons make a characteristic "cooing" sound that no other birds really have.

Me: Look! Pigeons!
Pigeon: Cooo.....Coo....

by Mike Rotch May 13, 2005

wamoon

an awkward man who mumbles a lot and in not understandable. easily followed, and been known to follow. very sneaky.

man! that guy is such a wamoon!...do you think he is following us?...i dont know, lets follow him to find out.

by mike rotch June 5, 2004

creatine

A supplement that is a performance enhancer and is totally legal. Works grat if you're doing a serious workout that includes hard-lifting activities. Good effects of creatine= bigger chest, stronger physique, and a numerous amount of never before seen bitches that all of a sudden want you. Bad effects of creatine= stomach cramps, You all of a sudden think you're the shit, and pussy becomes an instant need for you and the best part about it is that you know your conceided ass will get it because you are ripped.

Back then, girls used 2 call me conceided, asshole, and "the kid that plays with his asshole" but now since i use creatine, bitches call me well conceided, asshole, and "the kid that has all the females wanting 2 play wit his litle asshole". It's great and since then i been taking 200 milligrams of testosterone and been beating pussy up 4 days. What a life!

by Mike Rotch March 16, 2005

purple box

the process of toe kicking a bitch right in her neden hole...till the box is purple.

"What that fuckin hoe fucked my home boy? Ima give him a red eye, and her a nice PURPLE BOX!"

by Mike Rotch May 13, 2005

worm burner

a really gay four square term that makes no sense, usually stated by the UVA kids, Four square is beginning to suck.

Whoa dude, did you just see that worm burner? it was so hardcore! like totally awesome dude

by Mike Rotch January 30, 2005

toysrus

A buisness that sells little kids toys.

Ebonics - We be toys and shit.
White man - We have lots of good toys for little boys and girls.

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003