Mike Rotch's definitions

Water Log

1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.

OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.

by Mike Rotch October 15, 2004

fajunga

A hole that gets pentrated by a penis with sexual intentions.

Did paul stick his thingy in your FUJUNGA?

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

San Diego

Acutally, I don't know what it means. I don't think anyone does anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost a long time ago

Established by the the Germans in 1904, they called it "San DiAgo", which is German for "A Whale's Vagina".

by Mike Rotch July 1, 2005

Coo

The sound that some of the biggest "smaller" birds make, better known as pigeons. Usually hanging around parks and within downtown areas of large cities, these pigeons make a characteristic "cooing" sound.

Me: Look over there! Pigeons!
Pigeon: Cooo.....Coo....

by Mike Rotch March 24, 2005

nigroid

A large or small black shiny object found just below the penis. Normally in ball shape. Also called testicle.

As the black guy penetrated my vagina his nigroids were slapping my butt.

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

Thunk Rock

Great music. Not punk rock, which is hardcore crap from the 80s that involves following strict rules like not selling out so others can hear the music and not wearing certain clothes brands and making fun of people for listening to what they like even if its Blink 182. Thunk rock is music that teenage kids can relate to, and includes a lot of real punk...but it is also music one can listen to to be themselves...even if it Blink182. Thunks are people who listen to what they want even if people tell them its uncool...even if that means they listen to Blink182. Thunks dont need to follow other people's standards to be who they want to be...even if that involves Blink 182

Comes from the last two letters of my name (which is Amith, not Mike Rotch) adapted to the word "punk"

Green Day Ataris Nirvana Simple Plan GC Sum41 Blink182 Diffuser NHOI Smashing Pumpkins Brickhead Offspring DK BoxCar Racer MxPx NOFX Jimmy Eat World Rufio The Used The Vandals Yellowcard RATM 5 Stars for failure Saves the Day

Opress me if you must but im still me not a victim of whats punk or not.

by Mike Rotch December 21, 2004

fred durst

ALTHOUGH he is a poseur and a preppy, I dont care, I like their new stuff, and all you faggots out here dissing him bought his fucking cd or liked them when it didnt mean they were poseurs, so take your LIVE105 flip flopping hypocrisies and shove them up your ass

Wait, LB isnt cool anymore? Fuck Fred Durst, o my god, I am a cool conformist kid.

by Mike Rotch April 16, 2005