Mike Rotch's definitions
A supplement that is a performance enhancer and is totally legal. Works grat if you're doing a serious workout that includes hard-lifting activities. Good effects of creatine= bigger chest, stronger physique, and a numerous amount of never before seen bitches that all of a sudden want you. Bad effects of creatine= stomach cramps, You all of a sudden think you're the shit, and pussy becomes an instant need for you and the best part about it is that you know your conceided ass will get it because you are ripped.
Back then, girls used 2 call me conceided, asshole, and "the kid that plays with his asshole" but now since i use creatine, bitches call me well conceided, asshole, and "the kid that has all the females wanting 2 play wit his litle asshole". It's great and since then i been taking 200 milligrams of testosterone and been beating pussy up 4 days. What a life!
by Mike Rotch March 16, 2005
Get the creatinemug. a really gay four square term that makes no sense, usually stated by the UVA kids, Four square is beginning to suck.
by Mike Rotch January 30, 2005
Get the worm burnermug. by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003
Get the toysrusmug. 
by Mike Rotch September 8, 2005
Get the cj clubmug. ALTHOUGH he is a poseur and a preppy, I dont care, I like their new stuff, and all you faggots out here dissing him bought his fucking cd or liked them when it didnt mean they were poseurs, so take your LIVE105 flip flopping hypocrisies and shove them up your ass
by Mike Rotch April 16, 2005
Get the fred durstmug. The sound that some of the biggest "smaller" birds make, better known as pigeons. Usually hanging around parks and and within downtown areas of large cities, these pigeons make a characteristic "cooing" sound that no other birds really have.
by Mike Rotch May 13, 2005
Get the Coomug.