Mike Rotch's definitions

masterbatory

The art of masterbating. Hot enough to masterbate about.

Dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

Water Log

1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.

OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.

by Mike Rotch October 15, 2004

toysrus

A buisness that sells little kids toys.

Ebonics - We be toys and shit.
White man - We have lots of good toys for little boys and girls.

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

screamy jeemies

Explosive diarrhea usually found in a toilet type region or right beside a toilet.

Man I had the screamy jeemies and pulled my pants down didnt make it and SHAT on the floor.

by Mike Rotch July 8, 2003

purple box

the process of toe kicking a bitch right in her neden hole...till the box is purple.

"What that fuckin hoe fucked my home boy? Ima give him a red eye, and her a nice PURPLE BOX!"

by Mike Rotch May 13, 2005

nigroid

A large or small black shiny object found just below the penis. Normally in ball shape. Also called testicle.

As the black guy penetrated my vagina his nigroids were slapping my butt.

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

Thunk Rock

Great music. Not punk rock, which is hardcore crap from the 80s that involves following strict rules like not selling out so others can hear the music and not wearing certain clothes brands and making fun of people for listening to what they like even if its Blink 182. Thunk rock is music that teenage kids can relate to, and includes a lot of real punk...but it is also music one can listen to to be themselves...even if it Blink182. Thunks are people who listen to what they want even if people tell them its uncool...even if that means they listen to Blink182. Thunks dont need to follow other people's standards to be who they want to be...even if that involves Blink 182

Comes from the last two letters of my name (which is Amith, not Mike Rotch) adapted to the word "punk"

Green Day Ataris Nirvana Simple Plan GC Sum41 Blink182 Diffuser NHOI Smashing Pumpkins Brickhead Offspring DK BoxCar Racer MxPx NOFX Jimmy Eat World Rufio The Used The Vandals Yellowcard RATM 5 Stars for failure Saves the Day

Opress me if you must but im still me not a victim of whats punk or not.

by Mike Rotch December 21, 2004