Mike Oxlong's definitions

Charva

Charva is the romany (gypsy) word for unruly youth. Why it originates in Newcastle when there is next to no gypsies is beyond me. In my part of the north-east (Darlington) the word charva refers to gypsies as that is the correct meaning. The little tossers from Newcastle are just wannabe gypsies (fuck knows why) hence the use of the word charva to describe themselves.
Real charvas wear real burberry caps and rockports as they can afford the flash gear because they (somehow) make lots of money unlike the little wannabe rentas.

"charva kekka rokka" <---real charva talk not no imitation shit from the wannabes

by Mike Oxlong February 28, 2004

he hate me

former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name

He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.

by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003

X0r

A substitution for the suffix "-ck". eg, wordhax0r/word, wordfux0r/word, wordchix0r/word, wordsux0r/word.

When using the x0r construct, the "-er" suffix becomes superfluous. Hence, "wordhacker/word" does not become hax0rer; rather, the terminal -er is dropped.

d00d, if i was a better hax0r, that chix0r would sux0r my dix0r.

by Mike Oxlong June 16, 2003

moteesah

Would you like more tea sir?

y'aunt moteesah?

by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003

bump

BUMP to bring up somebody's post typically by posting the word "bump" on a message board
Can also stand for
Bring
Up
My
Post

bump!

by Mike Oxlong February 12, 2003

hair pie

a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!

i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie

by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003