Mike Jones's definitions

private

the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.

SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

sand goggles

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

heavy weight champ

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

the marvelous

taking the whole dick down the throat.

i got the marvelous last night

by Mike Jones April 15, 2004

Gorilla Fuck

the art of dirty fucking a whore and grunting like a gorilla while your doing it.

i gorilla fucked that girl last night.

by Mike Jones April 7, 2004

chunk duce

to throw up a peace sign, to give props or say whats up. Or to say goodbye, or to get some ones attention.

chunk duce.

by mike jones March 31, 2004

bet that

Bet that means " good deal " or " thats cool "
"yes "

Mike: You want to get somthing to eat?

Jones: bet that nigga

by mike jones March 19, 2004