Gorilla Fuck

the art of dirty fucking a whore and grunting like a gorilla while your doing it.

i gorilla fucked that girl last night.

by Mike Jones April 07, 2004

heavy weight champ

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

nwa

best rap group ever only real gangsters..stayed true threw everythign

them niggas is crazy mane

by mike jones March 15, 2005

goon layback

The act or process of lying supine on the dodgy carpet while an accomplice pours goon into your mouth straight from the goon bag

Greg - Hey, I feel like a goon layback

Mike - Why wouldn't ya? Naki, get the goon bag

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

the marvelous

taking the whole dick down the throat.

i got the marvelous last night

by Mike Jones April 15, 2004

purple haze

a hit of LSD in the 60's. it is not weed. people started calling it weed becasue they thought the jimi song was about weed but infact it is about acid. listen to the lyrics and you can tell that it is about LSD, not weed. some people refer to purple haired weed as purple haze but the real purple haze is LSD. jimi hendrix played every time with 1 hit of acid in each eye, 3 in his bandana, and 1 in his gums

purple haze, all around... dont know, if im COMIN UP OR DOWN.

by mike jones November 08, 2004

Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004