Mike Jones's definitions

Umpede

a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.

friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!

by mike jones September 2, 2008

kin folk

Word used in the same reference as "bro", or "whodie", to a person that you know. Mostly used in eastern Texas.

Whats up kin folk?

by Mike Jones March 25, 2003

purple haze

a hit of LSD in the 60's. it is not weed. people started calling it weed becasue they thought the jimi song was about weed but infact it is about acid. listen to the lyrics and you can tell that it is about LSD, not weed. some people refer to purple haired weed as purple haze but the real purple haze is LSD. jimi hendrix played every time with 1 hit of acid in each eye, 3 in his bandana, and 1 in his gums

purple haze, all around... dont know, if im COMIN UP OR DOWN.

by mike jones November 8, 2004

chunk duce

to throw up a peace sign, to give props or say whats up. Or to say goodbye, or to get some ones attention.

chunk duce.

by mike jones March 31, 2004

bet that

Bet that means " good deal " or " thats cool "
"yes "

Mike: You want to get somthing to eat?

Jones: bet that nigga

by mike jones March 19, 2004

Gorilla Fuck

the art of dirty fucking a whore and grunting like a gorilla while your doing it.

i gorilla fucked that girl last night.

by Mike Jones April 7, 2004

goon layback

The act or process of lying supine on the dodgy carpet while an accomplice pours goon into your mouth straight from the goon bag

Greg - Hey, I feel like a goon layback

Mike - Why wouldn't ya? Naki, get the goon bag

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004