Mike Hunt 's definitions

messedup.net

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.

Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Nutlick

someone who licks salty nuts

dude...i wouldnt wanna be a nutlick, u shouldnt do that shit

by mike hunt November 17, 2003

nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

wees

CHAV - simple as, nothing else needs to be said, end of, full stop.

"look at the geezer with his nike shox and his trakkie bottoms tucked into his socks, what a wees"



(only joking wees)

by mike hunt December 16, 2004

grocott

slang for the method of growing sleeping quarters for a baby that is due in nine months time.

Don't buy that bed I'll grocott

by Mike Hunt May 13, 2005

biddle

An incredibly sexy individual at the University of Alabama.

That Biddle is really a nice piece of ass.

by Mike Hunt February 2, 2005