Definitions by Mike G

ear roach 

Noun: Any one of numerous wireless devices, which serves as a cellular telephone, small in size, with a characteristic cock roach shape, appended to one's ear.

Those people with ear roaches are pretending to be in a phone conversation with somebody but they are actually closet, borderline schizophrenics with self-esteem issues.

ear roach by Mike G December 12, 2008

Manfish 

Noun; That anatomical area found on a man located between the sphincter of the anus and the posterior portion of the scrotum characterized by the elevated subdural tubular shape formed by the urethra.

Coined by Ratface Holtzman circa 1990

"He smashed his manfish when he slid off the bike seat and landed on the bar."

Manfish by Mike G December 19, 2006

Schmear 

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

Schmear by Mike G October 18, 2005

Genocide 

A difficult but fun-filled activity high school kids engage in on weekends.

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer.
-Dogma

Genocide by Mike G April 8, 2005

Floyd Blake 

A Floyde Blake is a person that has no ability to PvP whatsoever and still owes an MRev guild dues.

Hey, look over there! That guy really sucks at PvP and still owes us money, he must be a Floyd Blake

Floyd Blake by Mike G April 1, 2005

DaFaygo 

A silly mexican with excellent guarding ability.

They should post defaygo's on the US side of the border to stop mexicans from coming over but that would defeat the purpose of trying to stop mexicans cause dafaygos are mexicans.

DaFaygo by Mike G March 30, 2005

Oscar 

A flaming homosexual that likes to drink wine coolers and sucks at PvP.

Let's go to the gay bar so we can hang out with a bunch of oscar's.

Oscar by Mike G March 30, 2005