Definitions by Mike Comanche

non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.

Jeff is a non-droker

non-droker by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

nostril peeper 

A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.

Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.

nostril peeper by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

foodist 

A FAT person. Someone who worships food.

Cris is a foodist.

A buddhist?

No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.

foodist by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Lezbophobic 

Extreme dislike of lesbians.

I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!

Lezbophobic by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

footblinder 

Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!

Cristie M. is a footblinder.

footblinder by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

pussuade 

When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.

Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.

pussuade by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

memory glands 

What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.

Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!

memory glands by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009