Mike B's definitions

cunt globe

When a woman's vaginal area is strech to such an extreme that you can fit your face inside of it.

Your mom had such a cunt globe we fit both me and DJ's head inside of it!! what a whore!

by mike b March 18, 2005

the yamakah condition

Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.

Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?

Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.

Guy 1: Oh.

by Mike B May 26, 2005

Commack

Commack is on Long Island, that's in NY by the way. Filled with every type of people imaginable, but we get along. Every nationality, every age group, every personality, and every clique. It's filled with potheads, whores, geniuses, and socialites. There are daddy's girls, independent sons-of-bitches and those who you just can't define. It's a metropolis of the most interesting people you will meet, from the most disgusting to the most amazing people. You just need to find your place among them, because for the most part any circle of friends will have someone unlike them in it.

Commack itself is the best example

by Mike B July 11, 2004

spina

a bleach blond pizza face anime kid who is extremely talented at drawing. he also hates new metal kids and wears suspenders.

Look at that spina at his locke.

by mike b January 30, 2005

bevet

Derived from a particularly zealous user on fark.com. In general use can be used to refer to most general fanatics and fanboys.

Summon the bevets!

by mike b October 18, 2003

flabis

flibis: the excess fat that is chopped of from weight loss surgery.

It also is a very bad cuss word.

1. after the doctor cut off the fat, it was considered flabis.
2. you flabis head

by mike b February 20, 2005

weenis

The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble!

Kiss my weenis!
Weenis job!
My weenis is very hard! Now it is soft!

by Mike B October 10, 2003