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Hay-bailing

Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!
"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".
by Mike January 22, 2005
mugGet the Hay-bailingmug.

cum cloth

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge
Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk
by mike January 6, 2004
mugGet the cum clothmug.

anaronda

Slang term for Ron Jacob's penis
Amit is in love with the Anaronda
by Mike February 23, 2005
mugGet the anarondamug.

Eating out

Eating at a restaurant or eatery. (which is actually basically the same thing as a restaurant)Also a synonym for cunnilingus
Alf: Hey Rick; how was your date with Eve yesterday?
Rick: It was great; we went to this outdoor restaurant in the park and ate out.
Alf: -Snicker, laugh.-
Rick: What's so funny?
Alf: -Cough.- Nothing.
by Mike December 16, 2004
mugGet the Eating outmug.

Moo Goo Guy Pan

The acient eastern art of using stealthly martial art skills to rub one out directly next to or in close proximity to either a roomate or complete stranger.
It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.
by Mike May 16, 2004
mugGet the Moo Goo Guy Panmug.

bgs

'bloody good stuff' can be used with anything but has particular use when tasting or talking about beer. Can be sent on phones and chat for quickhand.
by mike October 27, 2001
mugGet the bgsmug.

wazzat

Slang for what's that.

Usually stated like the fools from the Budweiser commericals that say "Wassup."
Stacy: "Crap on you, you ignaramous insuffering panda bear."
Mike: "WaZZaT j00 say?!?"
by Mike February 8, 2004
mugGet the wazzatmug.

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