Mike 's definitions

beastonster

a person of such amazingness that calling them a beast or a monster is not enough

"damn you are such a beastonster

by mike January 18, 2005

loan shark

Someone who offers incredibly high-interest loans to people that will never be able to pay them back. Loan sharks are among the most hated people on earth.

Loan sharks make a living off screwing people for life.

by Mike July 16, 2004

Shwag

Mediocre Pot.

I spent less and got scwhag, could have spent more and got dank.

by Mike January 13, 2003

gimli

The gay lover of legolas and Aragorn.

sorry girls you know its true.

Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)

(legolas has a thing about cheating)

by mike December 29, 2003

Rush

the best band in the fucking world. kicks slipknots ass 24/7. they fucking rule.

some consider hemispheres to be the best album produced by the ultraawesome godlike band, rush.

some slipknot dickhead made fun of rush and i kicked him in the head ten times.

by mike November 4, 2003

Mallcore

kids who love hanging out at the mall aka mallrats

heather livingstons friends are so mallcore it discuts me

by mike December 7, 2003

chump

A sucka that tries to act cool, but is really a fool and tries to act tough, but really isn't

1.Person who says they have a million dollars but is really poor. 2.Person who says they kill you with a gun, but the only gun they have is a plastic one.

by Mike November 3, 2003