Mike 's definitions

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003

breene

A term given to musical artists or bands who have no integrity, act in an unpleasant manner and generally think they are better than they actually are. The term comes from a UK band called Breene, who are pioneers in this sort of behaviour.

The singer is breene

That is a breene band

by Mike May 13, 2005

Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

frumpy

ADJ. A milder word for describing a young female as slightly overweight, and homely all at once.

I hope none of my friends find out I had sex with Jenny jenny, she's frumpy.

by Mike June 20, 2003

dildo

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick

I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.

by Mike February 17, 2004

urbandictionary

A website that has started as a briliant slang dictionary, but has just become the breeding ground for newbies who think it's a message board. It is now also used to define names, which isn't allowed, and to make fun of people.

urbandictionary used to be cool, but idiots messed it up.

by Mike November 1, 2006

kanoodle

getting it on like wild monkeys

they were upstairs kanoodling, now my sheets stink.

by mike February 27, 2003