Mike 's definitions

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004

Slap Happy

when getting head squeeze her throat and slap her across the face

she was annoying so i got gave her a slap happy moment

by mike November 14, 2004

popular girls

Well techinically, popular means well liked, and well known, and just because you don't like one of them doesn't mean that no 1 else does
Well, lots of popular girls can be bitchy, but many others are really nice people, with great senses of humour, and who cares if they're sluts or do drugs...its a stupid decision, but you can't judge them because of it. I recommend just ignoring them or else stop complaining because ur jealous of what they have.

Sarah is popular, but shes rully nice

by Mike February 25, 2005

nip

the nipple of a person

You have some big nips.

by Mike April 9, 2006

BRACCIOLE

Italian in origin, used to describe lazy italains that sleep until 4pm and do not shower.

Evan Esposito is a goddamn BRACCIOLE, its his turn to wax my grendle today.

by Mike November 22, 2004

windmill

while playing guitar or other stringed instrument, throwing your arm up in a counterclockwise motion, over your head and back down again (making an invisible circle with your hand), striking the strings on the upstroke

invented and perfected by Pete Townshend of the who

Pete Townshend invented the windmill.

by mike November 4, 2004

dweezil-tap

an unexpected smack to the testicles

Dubbz dropped like a rock after i dweezil-tapped him

by mike December 8, 2003