Mike's definitions

Cisco Whip

A tool used to discipline student taking the Cisco class.

Dude I went to google for like a second and i totaly got beat with the cisco whip.

by Mike March 18, 2005

victory lane

Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.

I had never seen cum shoot over 50 feet until victory lane.

by Mike February 17, 2004

p-bass

slang term for the Fender Precision Bass

The P in P-Bass should stand for punk.

by mike November 13, 2004

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

culebra

a type of snake man that scares many peoples. dates back to the early 2000 times when people were scared of the culebra.

that culebra is motha-fuggin scary yo.

by mike October 25, 2004

Snerd Nurgling

The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys.

"Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...

by Mike February 27, 2004

Be Safe

A farewell greeting often used in the Queer community. While it can be taken in many ways, it serves as a reminder that being Queer is inherently dangerous, with risks of Queer-bashing, STD's, drug use, etc.

Later, dude. Be safe!

by Mike October 18, 2004