Mike's definitions

meadway

a sad slag with no friends

stfu u homeless twat

by mike January 11, 2004

crt

Cathode Ray Tan- an extreme level of paleness often found in computer geeks resulting from a lack of exposure to natural light.

Guy 1: hey man u so pale, I see you been working on your CRT.
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*

by Mike December 26, 2003

The dimick

A hellish nun. Here deputies are the blob, the saint, and the one know asthe Jane.

Dimick has ordered the rape of many. Among the few who have survived are: me :p, Don Hock, Shil, and a handful of others (soon to be 0)

by mike May 14, 2004

brmn

Everything and Nothing But Something

An example can be the Matrix where it was about everything and nothing...brmn is all words and no words but some words

by Mike August 3, 2004

Barnstormer

1. The best venue for original music that ever existed. They also had great pizza. Formerly in Montevallo, AL, this double wide trailer was a second home to many, and hosted bands from across the U.S. and around the world. Closed in 2003 and will forever be missed by all.

2. Originally, a stunt biplane flyer. Name originated from the spectacle of flying a plane through the open doors of a barn.

Q. What are you doing tonite?

A. Going to Barnstormer, Phil & Walon are playing tonight and Pabst is a dollar 'til midnite!

by Mike April 17, 2004

jhajh

Armenian slang term for cum

I will jhajh on you face
I jhajhed in her mouth

by MIKE April 13, 2005

pooty tang

A sweet tasting malt with a wiff of
china (Can be serverd "on the rocks"
or in the microwave for 4-6 seconds)

Brad drank a sex-on-the-beach, John had
a 42 oz tequila, and I had a very refreshing pooty tang.

by Mike December 9, 2003