Mike's definitions

nekkid

White trash for naked or nude.

Hey Clem! Youse nekkid! I kin see yo weenie!

by mike May 23, 2003

heebie jeebies

the reaction one feels when surrounded by many jews.

damn, these jews keep calling me an anti semite cause i saw The Passion, they givin me the heebie jeebies

by mike June 25, 2004

pet my poopie

slang term for suck my dick, or play with my cat. only used by Special Blend (the band) and it is copywritten as our trademark

Hey Robert, pet my poopie

by mike March 16, 2003

schmoo

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground

Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head

by Mike November 6, 2004

gogger

A rather large piece of Excremant!

I went to the toilet before you should have seen the size of my gogger!

by mike January 5, 2004

cold shade

The shade that is not hot.

You guys are ovea their in the cold shade while we's ova here workin' out in da hot shade!

by Mike March 18, 2003

McGrundy

A derogatory name for someone who is altogether a jackass, a douchebag, a human gooch, etc. (usually reserved for males only)

Hey, McGrundy, what the hell is the matter with you?

by Mike August 6, 2003