Mike's definitions

rocks

fat diamonds

Big L: A razerblade is an ox fat diamonds is rocks

"Ebonics"

by Mike July 19, 2003

sevendust

A good band who started in the early 90's.New album soon.Check them out

by Mike August 25, 2003

eventify

eventify v trans (event + suffix -ify; cf. stratify)Ð to fill with events, to make more eventful.

Do you want to eventify your life? To make it fuller and brighter? Come to travel with us.

Let's think how we could eventify our next vacation.

You know I love you but our relationship is becoming a routine. I'm looking for some ways to eventify it.

It would be good to eventify one's life to have more fun out of it, but this may be distractive or even destructive for for life itself.

by Mike December 31, 2003

Kun Fang

1. The greatest asian boy who ever lived in the the Central New York area.
2. One who is hot and sweats all the asian girls.
3. Arch Nemesis of Yang Zhang

"That Kun Fang is so hott."
"I sweat Kun Fang"

by Mike May 3, 2004

Yeed

When anything goes wrong that results in ultimate embarassment of the subject (most commonly getting the shit beat out of you)

"The baseball tam lost 24-0, they got yeed!!!!!!"

by Mike May 4, 2004

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005