Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

by MIKE August 29, 2003

frumpy

ADJ. A milder word for describing a young female as slightly overweight, and homely all at once.

I hope none of my friends find out I had sex with Jenny jenny, she's frumpy.

by Mike June 20, 2003

scraphouse

slang term for the McDonalds restaurant chain. Any McDonalds, due to the poor quality of food and grease, can be considered a scraphouse.

see: McDonalds

Dude, im poor. all we can eat is scraphouse

by mike July 06, 2004

The Boss

Bruce Springsteen

The Boss is the best musician of all time.

by Mike October 30, 2003

girl raping

well its when a girl rapes someone.


making them have sex.

mike:OMG DID SHE JUST GIRL RAPE THAT GUY!?
kat:yes. yes she did.

by mike April 09, 2005

running cold

running cold 1: out of food, drugs or sex 2: being shut down, rejected or
3 being dead

mike is running cold on his woman

by mike March 15, 2005

like water for chocolate

The phrase like water for chocolate came from Mexico. In Mexico,hot chocolate is made with water, not milk. The water is brought to a boil and then the chocolate is spooned into it. A person in a state of sexual excitement is said to be "like water for chocolate."

I am like water for chocolate, anytime I'm around my girlfriend.Its like we were meant to be together.

by MIKE July 01, 2004