Mike's definitions

UVA

A university that is loved by all those who attend it, and anyone who makes it sound bad is obviously jealous that they didn\'t get in.

Rejected from UVA1: UVA sucks they\'re nothing but rich preps and faggots.
Rejected from UVA2: Yeah I know. Hey let\'s go heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Rejected from UVA1: Sure! I\'ll go get the butter.

by mike April 26, 2005

Steak

A fucking fagget!

or as civilized people know them as homosexuals.

Omg dude we are at a steak-fest

by Mike October 18, 2004

Rise Against

The best punk rock band ive heard.. CHECK IT OUT AND JOIN THE PUNK ROCKERS :D

Simply because you can breath,
doesnt mean your alive, or
that you really live.
This life has taken its toll
she just doesnt know how much more she can give.

by mIKE December 30, 2004

papercutted

When your in the IT field and you paper cut yourself and show it off.

Oh no! I papercutted myself!

by Mike April 6, 2005

Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

by Mike July 9, 2003

snap

expression: used to describe 1. dismay 2. disbeleif 3. surprise 4. joy

substitutes: fuck shit fug

1. Oh snap, I used too much dynomite.
2. Oh snap! It's Speedy Gonzolez!
3. Holy snap! I have boobies!
4. Snap! She took off her shirt!

by Mike November 26, 2003

dred

bad minded, bad, cruel.

You dred boss.

by Mike August 16, 2003