Mike's definitions

The Spa-Cheemi Chin

When a male sits on a female's face, she licks his balls while he grinds his butthole on the point of her chin, leaving her with a mini-goatee.

Last night I gave your mom a Spa-Cheemi Chin !!

by Mike March 23, 2005

Poo Poo Butt

A word used by pre-schoolers for a generally shitty person.

Teacher! Chester is being a poo poo butt!

by Mike March 23, 2005

the Spiders from Mars

1) able to kill people with lazer death abomination rays
2) born with a metal exo-skelaton
3) cup-sinking champions...eat it!
4) I'm stepping through the dooooor!

The demise of many cup-sinking league opponents!

by mike March 23, 2005

Dreamshake

Basketball move. When your back is to the defender and you give a few quick left-to-right minature juke moves before turning around and shooting.

I've been rockin' the dreamshake this entire game.

by mike March 21, 2005

dumb nigga

A black person who can't keep a .5 GPA.

Yo he got 4 f's...he a dumb nigga.

by Mike March 21, 2005

James Bong

From the fires of Mt. Doom, the 4 foot marijuana smoking tool was forged. Many great meetings with him took place, until his untimely death during a wind storm. Some of his bones were salvaged but could not fill the void in our lungs. He will be missed.

Dude1: So...uhhhhh...wanna talk to James.
Dude2: Dude!

by Mike March 21, 2005

Douv

One that is too hood.

People are often afraid to approch this individual because they are soo hood.

Yo that drug dealer is to douv, he might shank you.

by Mike March 21, 2005