Mike's definitions

slampig

a girl who screws alot or steals ones boyfriend

jill is such a slampig she's been out with 4 guys this week

by mike February 2, 2003

silence

A very gullible canadian who falls for everyones tricks.

Quba: Silence, I can't make the match tonight, I have to go to the winter olympics. Silence: Are you serious? Im gonna go reschedule the match.

by Mike March 13, 2005

shaft

shäft, n anything long and straight; a stem; an arrow; a missile (esp fig); the main, upright, straight, or cylindrical part of anything; the part of a cross below the arms; the part of a column between the base and the capital; the rachis of a feather; the thill of a carriage on either side of the horse; a straight handle; a pole; a ray or beam of light; a rotating rod that transmits motion; a well-like excavation or passage; the penis (coarse slang); a woman’s body (purely as sexual object) (US coarse slang). — vt to have sexual intercourse with (a woman) (coarse slang); to dupe, swindle, treat unfairly (slang). — adj shaft’ed. — n shaft’er or shaft’-horse a horse harnessed between shafts. — n shaft’ing the action of the verb in either sense; a system of shafts. — adj shaft’less. — make a shaft or a bolt of it to venture and take what comes of it, the shaft and the bolt being the arrows of the longbow and the crossbow respectively.

"Jack was gonna go and party with us. Apparently he's one pure sonofabitch and went out with his girlfriend. It was one unforgiven shaft of his"

by Mike January 13, 2005

flipper

Cricketing term describing a particular delivery made by a leg-spin bowler, where the ball skids straight, quickly and flat towards the batsman and wicket, rather than turn as a stock leg-spin delivery would. Usually held in reserve and used sparingly in order to catch the batsman off-guard.

And the batsman was completely deceived by the flipper and has been given out LBW.

by Mike January 26, 2004

weird nj

A crap magazine that is full of stupid stories from pussy, punk-ass kids who go to those locations, ruin them by vandalising them and having them closed down or demolished because of their stupid ideas.

I WANTED to go to Demons Alley, but because Weird NJ told every stupid ass kid and his brother about it, they got their first, ruined everything, and it got demolished.

by Mike July 20, 2004

cunt sludge

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter

i love the taste of her cunt sludge

by mike January 5, 2004

cerebrity

cerebrity n (Lat. cerebrum, brain; cf. celebrity) Ð a brainy, cerebral person who is emotionally dry, detached and restrained; a famous, well-publicized intellectual.

I try to avoid meetings with such cerebrities. All they have to say is in their books.

by Mike December 31, 2003