Mike's definitions

WTF

Acronym for 'What the fuck'. Usually expresses...1: Confusion or 2: Anger.

"wtf was that/"

"dude wtf r u doing!?!?1"

by Mike December 7, 2003

gottumz

In the scenario someone has fallen for a trick, has been humiliated, or has plain been "gotten" per say, Gottumz is a proper word to use

"Dude what the fuck, you killed my cat!"

"haha! gottumz!"

by mike September 14, 2004

pwns

Stemming from the misspelling of the word "owns", being that the "p" key is right next to the "o" key. It does not mean the possesive "owns", but as in a form of domination, such as in a game or sport.

Dude, he pwns you at Halo.
He pwns all of you at basketball.
I pwn your sister... all night long.

by Mike November 3, 2003

chisola

the act of being bitch'd, soned, shown up, GOT 'EM. if this should happen to u kill urself because u r completely embarrased and u should crawl in a hole and die.

I am in a complete state of chisola
OOOOOOO THAT SHITS OFF DA CHISOLA

by MIKE March 5, 2004

7:30

when a man has sex with a women when she is sleeping in bed at 7:30 in the morning

hey you pervert i was sleeping bastard

by mike September 15, 2004

Shibath

A combination of a bath and a shower. You put the plug in the bath tub when your taking a shower.

Today I took this awsome shibath.

by Mike June 17, 2004

NymphomonicHottie

A gorgeous girl who's ubsessed with sex and her men!

Alliebeans,Merch Sluts in particularly Chrissy, and last but not least your mom.



(Sorry ran out of examples on that last one.)

by Mike June 11, 2006